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Song Parodies -> "When The Music Sucks Like This"

Original Song Title:

"Spin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Darren Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"When The Music Sucks Like This"

Parody Written by:

Nili C.

The Lyrics

Just so you know for future reference in the song, "M.J." is Michael Jackson; "Mariah" is Mariah Carey, who (you will find out) I dislike with a great passion; "Andru" is Andru Donalds a fantastic singer; "Enigma" is a great band organized by the genius Michael Cretu; "The King" is Elvis Presley; And "Duran" is Duran Duran.
Some music is just really bad
And all it does is make me mad
That I can't concentrate on anything
So all I do
Is bang my head upon the wall
And hope the singers' trip and fall
Can't comprehend that this noise is music

Can I stop this song
And skip the track?
'Cause before too long
I will break my back
Can I throw a fit
Then maybe mope and sit?
How can a dumb tune
Possess you?

When the music sounds like this
When you lose control and grab a hold of it
Ten CD's
Flyin' above the sky
I don't think I can miss
When music sounds like this

No artists left in show business
They are about to meet my fist
We close our eyes and a nation cries
And in the West
Good singing is such a hard test
Do you understand my gist?
We think Mariah is the greatest around

Can I have your attention and press rewind?
When I play M.J.
Will it change your mind?
Can you listen to
The things I have to say?
Can a piece of me flow through you?

When the music sounds like this
When you lose control and grab a hold of it
Ten CD's
Flyin' above the sky
I don't think I can miss
When music sounds like this
When the music sounds like this
I will take control and play some good music
Spin that wheel
Tell you how to feel
You'll like the stuff I play
'Cause my music sounds like this

Andru and Sade
Queen and Disturbed
Darren, Enigma, and even Madonna
Dancin' to the Beatles
Even the King
Kate Bush, Duran, and Tears for Fears

Hey, Oh, Oh, Hey, Yeah, Yeah, Ooh, All right now

When the music sounds like this
When you lose control and grab a hold of it
Ten CD's
Flyin' above the sky
I don't think I can miss
When music sounds like this
When the music sounds like this
I will take control and play some good music
Spin that wheel
Tell you how to feel
You'll like the stuff I play
'Cause my music sounds like this

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Drea - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I like all of the Darren parodies because I love Darren, so I just wanted to say thank God for other Darren fans who have good taste in music. Nili is officially my favorite writer in this site!
Mario - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
http://bhsryan.proboards31.com Come Rant About Music, Movies, Games, Yahoo, Whatever
Nili C. - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Drea, I'm glad you like my stuff! :-)
?????? - October 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate it its stupid and i think its f@#$%ed up that you changed darrens music into that crap i love darren and what he wrote was grate so why did you have to chang it
Desiree - November 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Straight Trippen boo
Anny - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool! Yet another great parody!! Good job! :)
babs - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
wooooah now. 6 question marks dude. lol chill just a bit yea? im pretty sure nili's a darren fan as well. go read it agian. its actually pretty funny. its mainly making fun of OTHER types of music. hee hee. thats what i got anyway. am i right nili c. ?
Nili C. - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
You're totally right, Babs. I guess some people don't know what the point of a parody is. Why Question Mark Dude is on a parody website, I'll never know.

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