You're starring at it while you drive
And at the hockey game
Bet while you're on a date won't stop
You'll flirt with her while to your phone you cling
And your sex appeal is going down the drain

Get off your phone! Don't you hear everyone groan?
You'll play Candy Crush while at church, Blasphemy!
And it's pretty dumb to yell while at the coffee shop
And even worse while at the library
You embrace it, Please evade it while we have flown
Dude get off your phone! Get off your phone!

Your child who has an iPhone's extreme
Cause Timmy has just turned two
And please don't Instagram McDonalds food
Watched Youtube at the Zoo and I say what's the point
That panda sneeze flick is live before your eyes

Man get off your phone! Because you're missing so much stuff!
Cause some chick just flashed her tits you didn't see
Cause it's kinda dumb to stop this long line you worthless scum
You've gotta text your wife, We get angry
See phone cases no more faces we've used to show

Trying hard to watch Thor those bright lights I want to maul
Yes, I'm gonna brawl those phones you jerks flaunt
At this five star place I'll roar cause you're answering phone calls
You've got me so appalled, GAH!!!

Get off your phone! Your conversations don't belong
In the bathroom, Hearing you talk while I pee
And it's kinda dumb to call me while you are at the club
A text there is alright but don't try to scream

It's excessive, You're obsessive it makes me moan
Not impressive, Got aggressive, I can't condone
Just get off the phone
Get off your phone