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Song Parodies -> "I Dit It ( Da Fart Song)"
Original Song Title:
"I Dit It"
Original Performer:
Dave Mathews Band
Parody Song Title:
"I Dit It ( Da Fart Song)"
Parody Written by:
Ghetto John & Monaco Chris
The Lyrics
Ghetto John AnD MoNaCo ChRiS r bAcK this songs sucks, so tell us where are you goin
I'm mixing up a bunch of white castles
A magic pattie smoke of fire
some lotion that'll rock, the rocks and socks
And make a bomb of farts and blow it up
I did it
i just let a fart?
I did it
smelly as sarge
I did it
i farted it was wrong
I did it
Yeah
I never took a single tum that made me take a dump
To change the ugly things of the OHHHHHH!!!
I didn't know it felt so HOT IN HERRRRE!!
I didn't BLEW it all
I opened up the WINDOWS
my teachers nose flares, the teeth flash and crawl
But I ate some smoesers
I just did it for the buzz, OHHHHHHH!!!
It's a burger for a bun for what I've done
The truth is that the smell really stinks
For such a lovely crap I'll do the time
You better clog me up I'll do it again
I did it
i just let a fart?
I did it
smelly as sarge
I did it
i farted it was wrong
I did it
Yeah
I never took a single tum that made me take a dump
To change the ugly things of the OHHHHHH!!!
I didn't know it felt so HOT IN HERRRRE!!
I didn't BLEW it all
I opened up the WINDOWS
my teachers nose flares, the teeth flash and crawl
But I ate some smoesers
I just did it for the buzz, OHHHHHHH!!!
All you people are the sewers of our dreams
Like the cat that peed on me:
Oh, what I gotta say to you
You got farts
Don't turn em down
Turn em up
Let embuild
We got a long way to go
But you, ya gotta start somewhere
Go close the door
Spread the poop you got
You got the farts
You get what you want
Does it matter where you get it from?
I for one
Don't turn my butt cheek for anyone
Unturn your butt cheek to give your love
Love to grow
I did it
i just let a fart?
I did it
smelly as sarge
I did it
i farted it was wrong
I did it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I told you, I told you I did
I did it
Guilty as charged
I did it
I told you, I told you I did
I did it
Yeah
I never took a single tum that made me take a dump
To change the ugly things of the OHHHHHH!!!
I didn't know it felt so HOT IN HERRRRE!!
I didn't BLEW it all
I opened up the WINDOWS
my teachers nose flares, the teeth flash and crawl
But I ate some smoesers
I just did it for the buzz, OHHHHHHH!!!
A magic pattie smoke of fire
some lotion that'll rock, the rocks and socks
And make a bomb of farts and blow it up
I did it
i just let a fart?
I did it
smelly as sarge
I did it
i farted it was wrong
I did it
Yeah
I never took a single tum that made me take a dump
To change the ugly things of the OHHHHHH!!!
I didn't know it felt so HOT IN HERRRRE!!
I didn't BLEW it all
I opened up the WINDOWS
my teachers nose flares, the teeth flash and crawl
But I ate some smoesers
I just did it for the buzz, OHHHHHHH!!!
It's a burger for a bun for what I've done
The truth is that the smell really stinks
For such a lovely crap I'll do the time
You better clog me up I'll do it again
I did it
i just let a fart?
I did it
smelly as sarge
I did it
i farted it was wrong
I did it
Yeah
I never took a single tum that made me take a dump
To change the ugly things of the OHHHHHH!!!
I didn't know it felt so HOT IN HERRRRE!!
I didn't BLEW it all
I opened up the WINDOWS
my teachers nose flares, the teeth flash and crawl
But I ate some smoesers
I just did it for the buzz, OHHHHHHH!!!
All you people are the sewers of our dreams
Like the cat that peed on me:
Oh, what I gotta say to you
You got farts
Don't turn em down
Turn em up
Let embuild
We got a long way to go
But you, ya gotta start somewhere
Go close the door
Spread the poop you got
You got the farts
You get what you want
Does it matter where you get it from?
I for one
Don't turn my butt cheek for anyone
Unturn your butt cheek to give your love
Love to grow
I did it
i just let a fart?
I did it
smelly as sarge
I did it
i farted it was wrong
I did it
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I told you, I told you I did
I did it
Guilty as charged
I did it
I told you, I told you I did
I did it
Yeah
I never took a single tum that made me take a dump
To change the ugly things of the OHHHHHH!!!
I didn't know it felt so HOT IN HERRRRE!!
I didn't BLEW it all
I opened up the WINDOWS
my teachers nose flares, the teeth flash and crawl
But I ate some smoesers
I just did it for the buzz, OHHHHHHH!!!
monacosandregalsand2000jeepsnamedbetsy@nomoneyrecords.com
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