UPS man
(I've been watching you)
With your brown short shorts
(And how you strut your stuff)
Deliver me one of your packages

Have you ever felt the spark touch your hand
as you reach out to the UPS man
His truck is spinning like a merry-go-round
And his cute lil' shorts are brown
I wish his packages were for me
But I guess he's got one more delivery
I wish that man was my lover
Just make sure he don't run you over

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Baby I know you freeze
Showing your sexy knees
How I need those legs
Right next to me...uh
In the back of my mind
Picturing you in a thong
When you smile at me and say
"Here's your package, have a nice day"

(Chorus)

My package has been torn apart
It feels kinda like my heart
I just need you and your clipboard, too

(Chorus)