[Intro]
Oh no, why me! As it is plain to see I prank called everyone from A to Z.
It's not good you don't wanna be me. Oh no.

[refrain] Oh I think they hate me [8x]

Oh I think they hate me when they heard me on the other line
That was not the plan that I had in mind at the time
Oh I think they hate me when they heard me demand their money
I just can't believe that that one was just not funny.
Yeah, the girlies hate me, their boyfriends wanna fight me
And the guys are mad ‘cause I didn't treat ‘em nicely
I used lots of jokes, I talked like a granny
They knew I was fake, they said, "You're not nanny!"
I used that one joke, said, "Is this Luigi's?"
They said, "No, it's not." I said, "Want a pizza, just cheese."
I just still don't get it, how'd they know it was me?
Well, everyone's mad at me, even mom's mad at me.
People ganging up on me and it's not very quiet
There's just way too many, no reason bein' defiant
So maybe I was rude so that could be why they don't like it
Used to give me high fives, now they mock, curse, and they spit
These guys goin' crazy they're too serious a tad bit
All I did was prank call! things aren't the way I thought it
Now everyone hates me and I don't like it
I just wish we were friends still, you know, despite it
Now when I prank called I thought it would be a good joke, you know
Now I'm in trouble man got nowhere safe to go
This is not good; I'm just an average Joe
Now my reputation is an enormous no-go
I don't know one person who likes me
That's a fantasy, can't you see, now all people spite me
Oh I think they hate me when they heard me on the other line
That was not the plan that I had in mind at the time
Not good I made the wrong decision
Now their punches may decrease my near perfect vision
I called (called), They're mad (mad)
And this situation is not good, it is bad!

[refrain]

Now you're saying, hey! Who'd he prank call anyway?
I'll give you the list, give it right away
Mohammed, David, Norman, Kyle, Elvin, and Alonzo
Chris, Paul, and DeVonte, Alex, Bob, Tommy, Joe
I know there's Ty, and there's perhaps a Mike or three
There's Greg, Jasper, Britt, Marcus, Derek, Ethan, Reese, and Jesse
Ricardo, Vincent, Francisco, Griffin, Brett, Ali
William, Milo, and Jutli from Somali
Hunter, Johnny, Preston, Antonio, Paulo, Harry
Gary, Perry, Barry, and Larry
Reggie, Xavier, Quentin, Kevin, Grant, Ned, Curt
Harold, Liam, Eric, Ernie, and Bert
Trenton, Aaron, Ed, Jason, Jack, Martin, Ray, and Jay
Zachary, Armando, Robert, and maybe Tre'
Franklin Stanley, Fred, Ryan, Matt, telling no lies
I've said no girls oh, yes, this is only the guys!
Look at them! 1-2-3-4, too much to count
Now here're the girls, it's quite a large amount
Katie, Gretchen, Shirley, Lexi, Randi
Christine, Eileen, Darlene, and Candy
Angelica, Samantha, Hailey
Janell Alyssa Rachel Kaila and Kaley
Nicole, Jillian, Trina, Libby, Genesee
And several exchange students from the state of Tennessee
Yolanda, Jill, and Janet, Danica, Chloe
Julie, Francesca, Ann, Courtney, Marissa, Nina, Zoe
Madison, Miley, Barbara, Grace, Phoebe, Janice
This phone bill's huge, how will my parents pay for this?
Carolyn, Mary, Pamela, Gina, Carry
Miranda, Ursula, Lena, Diane, Shari
There's Fran, Ashley, Victoria, Lily, and Percy
Wait, what? There's still more, oh great, mercy!
There's Georgette Sharon and Renae
Samantha, wait I said her can't keep track, eh?
Amanda, Brittany, Stephanie, and Michelle
Crystal, Jenny, Leslie, Theresa, Heather, Rachelle
Kelly, Emily, Jessica, Susanna
Rebecca, Megan, Anna, and Hannah
Audrey, Serena, Laura, Stella
Faith, Abigail, Mischa, Isabella
Hilary, Gabrielle, and Aisha
Kimmie, Tiffany, Hope, Brianna, Alysha, and there's Keisha
Yeah I know that was a lot of pranked folks
And every single one hated my jokes

[refrain]

Oh I think they hate me when they heard me on the other line
That was not the plan that I had in mind at the time