Chips, I love you
Burgers I love you
Ice Cream, I love you
Don't you know I love you?

Woo!

Potatoes
Baked or fried
Crisps or chips
I don't mind
Emu's nice
Hard to find
Pork chops
Dipped in wine
Chicken pie
Smells good
Could I eat ten?
Probly should
I like veal
Beef as well
Livers okay
Hate the smell

I could eat all year if only I was allowed
Destroy the population of pigs and cows
Smell my breath
Can you detect all the different foods?
I eaten so many more things than you
You should see the size of my poo
I just love eating, baby

All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby

Food, I love you
Food, I love you
Food, I love you
Don't you know I love you?

Woo!

Now I'm on
To dessert
Let's eat till
Stomach's hurt
Donuts cakes
Chocolate pie
All goes
To the thighs
Lemon sorbet
Cheesecake
Gateau
Cherry bake
Like my meals
More than you
Scuse me while
I use the loo

All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby

If you see me coming close
Run away to the coast
I'm so large I create minor earthquakes

When I go out to buy some ale
You can detect me on a rictor scale
What you see is me holding most of it in
It doesn't even hurt when I sit on a pin

All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes me heavy
All that food makes,
As fat as the Tongans baby