Too Delicious

McDonald's, can you handle this?
Wendy's, can you handle this?
Red Lobster, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this.

Drove to McDonalds
I'm too fat to walk
Even though
It's only a block
Get a McChicken
Two apple pies
After this
I think I'll stop at Popeye's
Spotted me some chicken wings
I want 'em bad
"Cuz I'm hungry
Don't ya wanna eat wit me
Red Lobster or KFC

You gotta cook much better
If you want me come for dinner tonight
I want Peanut Butter and jelly
And then some Kung Pow Chicken tonight

I'll lick my lips carefully
If I like what I see
McDonald's, Wendy's, and some KFC
Please gimme the directions to a Burger King
Talk the talk, can't walk, cuz there'll be an earthquake


I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready for this
Cuz this food is just too delicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready for this
Cuz this food is just too delicious for ya babe
Burger King, can you handle this?
Dominoes, can you handle this?
Lunchroom, you can't handle this
Hell, you won't even get a chance with this!

On Thanksgiving I went out to shop
Came back, you know what I bought?
Ten cans of Cranberry Sauce
I didn't care what the cost
One turkey
Two legs of lamb
A whole duck
And some honey ham
The freaky thing on Thanksgiving
Is that I'm alone, it's only me

I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready for this
Cuz this food is just too delicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready for this
Cuz this food is just too delicious for ya babe




I shake my belly, at every chance
When I eat my rib tips
I slip into a trance
I'm hopin' you can accept
The big belly that I have
Now let's eat some pork
While we pass some gas

I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready for this
Cuz this food is just too delicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready for this
Cuz this food is just too delicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready for this
Cuz this food is just too delicious for ya babe

I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready
To see my belly
I don't think you ready for this
Cuz this food is just too delicious for ya babe...