Song Parodies -> "I'm an Impulse Buyer"

Original Song Title:

"Survivor"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Destiny's Child

Parody Song Title:

"I'm an Impulse Buyer"

Parody Written by:

Robyn Daniels

The Lyrics

I'm An Impulse Buyer
Now that I bought those pants/
I need a sweater/
And I bought you that hat/
But it needs a feather/
I also saw this dress so I bought three,
But then I got a watch free
Then I bought some silk sheets and a pillow/
And If my husband finds out he'll be a widow but-

I'm an impulse buyer/
My cards about to get cut up/
But I'm not gonna stop/
I'm gonna shop harder/
I'm an impulse buyer /
I'm gonna fake it/
Can't buy designer shoes so I go to payless

I'm an impulse buyer/
My cards about to get cut up/
But I'm not gonna stop/
I'm gonna shop harder/
I'm an impulse buyer /
I'm gonna fake it/
Can't buy designer shoes so I go to payless

I see some curtains that would look great
They cost 20 and I only got eight
I had to switch the tags on the floor
But now --I can buy four
I'm lookin' as the registers ringin'
The numbers keep going up and I'm cringin'
I finally get the total bill
And I fall to the floor as if I'm ill
While They carry me out on a stretcher
I grab some belts that are pure leather
But-

I'm an impulse buyer/
My cards about to get cut up/
But I'm not gonna stop/
I'm gonna shop harder/
I'm an impulse buyer /
I'm gonna fake it/
Can't buy designer shoes so I go to payless

I'm an impulse buyer/
My cards about to get cut up/
But I'm not gonna stop/
I'm gonna shop harder/
I'm an impulse buyer /
I'm gonna fake it/
Can't buy designer shoes so I go to payless

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Yet Another Dutchman - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment

This song is pretty hard to pace, your parody doesn't give a lot of karaoke possibilities. The idea, however, is very amusing IMHO, so I gave you a 4 for funny.

Punkin - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment

you didn't use the hole song and some songs are not for using, it ws rue of you to use this song!!!!

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