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Song Parodies -> "Beyonce"
Original Song Title:
"Survivor"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Destiny's Child
Parody Song Title:
"Beyonce"
Parody Written by:
M!KEY
The Lyrics
Now with DC out of my life
I'm so much better
I thought that I'd be crap without them
But I'm better
I thought that I'd be broke without them
But I'm richer
I thought that I'd be ugly without them
I am gorgeous
I thought I wouldn't shake without them
Shake my booty
Thought that I'd be down without them
I went platnium
I thought that I'd be stressed without them
But I'm delighted
I thought I wouldn't sell without them
Sold 9 million
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
Thought I couldn't shake without em
Ive had implants
I thought I couldn't sing without them
Crazy in love
I thought I couldn't last without them
I'm with Jay-Z
I thought that I would work at Asda
But I'm shakin'
Thought that I would bottom without them
But I'm on top
Shakin' all of my jelly for you
To make a million
Thought that I would self destruct
Just like Britney
Even in my years to come
I'm still gon be shakin'
I have the booty (What?)
Of a rhino (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I have the booty (What?)
Of a rhino (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I'm wishin' you where dead
Pray that you would croak
Bring me success, go solo, have lots of happiness
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blast you with a launcher
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blow up you and your family
(I'm better than that)
But I'm gonna hate you in the magazines
(I'm better than that)
I completely lied about my Christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gon stick you on dynamite
Just in case you go and sew me for that
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
Oh (oh) oh (oh)...
After of all of the miss hits and bad songs
Soon comes platinum
If I surround my self with posters of me
I'll gain prosperity
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I'm so much better
I thought that I'd be crap without them
But I'm better
I thought that I'd be broke without them
But I'm richer
I thought that I'd be ugly without them
I am gorgeous
I thought I wouldn't shake without them
Shake my booty
Thought that I'd be down without them
I went platnium
I thought that I'd be stressed without them
But I'm delighted
I thought I wouldn't sell without them
Sold 9 million
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
Thought I couldn't shake without em
Ive had implants
I thought I couldn't sing without them
Crazy in love
I thought I couldn't last without them
I'm with Jay-Z
I thought that I would work at Asda
But I'm shakin'
Thought that I would bottom without them
But I'm on top
Shakin' all of my jelly for you
To make a million
Thought that I would self destruct
Just like Britney
Even in my years to come
I'm still gon be shakin'
I have the booty (What?)
Of a rhino (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I have the booty (What?)
Of a rhino (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I'm wishin' you where dead
Pray that you would croak
Bring me success, go solo, have lots of happiness
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blast you with a launcher
(I'm better than that)
I'm not gon blow up you and your family
(I'm better than that)
But I'm gonna hate you in the magazines
(I'm better than that)
I completely lied about my Christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gon stick you on dynamite
Just in case you go and sew me for that
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
Oh (oh) oh (oh)...
After of all of the miss hits and bad songs
Soon comes platinum
If I surround my self with posters of me
I'll gain prosperity
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
I am beyonce (What?)
I shake my booty (What?)
Makes lots of dollars (What?)
From all my jelly (Ew!)
I am Beyonce (What?)
I made an album (What?)
I'm still Beyonce (What?)
Keep shakin' booty (What?)
Hate song from Beyonce to Destiny's Child
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533. Ay, ay, ay... You handled "Survivor's" pacing very well. The content is just so angry. There are screamingly funny lines in it, though, but it ain't your best in my opinion. "I'm not gon blow up you and your family" No, Beyonce, you'd better not. 'Cause if you're addressing apart from LaTavia, LeToya, and Whatserface, Kelly and Michelle as well, I'd be cautious to do anything to Kelly's family, if yer catching my drift.
At least you're telling the truth lol it was great 5-5-5
Brilliant! 555
COME ON PPL ITS BEYONCE BRILLIANCE!
It's okay.
SOTM - A tad too specific for this neither Beyonce or Destinys fan. But OK.
Fair enough, Good comment. Thank you Every vote counts.
(SOTM) Not too familiar with "Survivor" but just enough to get the joke, and that's what counts. I could easily see this on "MadTV" or on an updated "In Living Color" episode. Nice job.
(SOTM) DKTOS. I'm not familiar with the people or characters or show.
So you want me to pick one that eople are familiar with and have been done a thousand times before, no thanks rather be abit more broad with my choice of parody.
P.s. check out luke's parody seems pretty amazing (SOTM)
(SOTM) This was OK, Mikey...I would have liked to have seen a bit more variety in the choruses and a few killer lines, but a good effort
How extremly not exciting :( lol
I'm gonna cry! Must suck!
(SOTM) DKTOS, but there were some great lines in there, and you can sort of hear her singing it, which is clever, as is using a Destiny's Child OS
Mikey, don;t take DKTOS as a criticism, just a comment. Hell, there's a good portion of my parodies that no one has ever heard before, but I go with where my muse takes me irregardless. And tha'ts what you should do, too.
SOTM - Funny, but I can't remember quite how the original went....
Correct me if I'm wrong here - wasn't it Beyonce who left the other two, not vice-versa? Either way, it's a funny concept, especially using a Destiny's Child song as the basis for this. Ditto what Kristof said about the choruses, though. We're a bit spoiled on this site; even if the original has a chorus that repeats, we've come to expect parody choruses that don't. There's room for more jokes that way. Oh, and "sew me" is a funny typo. (At least I *think* it's a typo.)
(SOTM) I haven't seen or heard much of Beyonce or Destiny's Child but can get some of this. Liked the idea of using a DC song for this parody and these lines in particular:
"I have the booty (What?)/Of a rhino" and "From all my jelly". How's that phrase goes? It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that.
Good effort here and for going with a song that hasn't been parodied much.
"I have the booty (What?)/Of a rhino" and "From all my jelly". How's that phrase goes? It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that.
Good effort here and for going with a song that hasn't been parodied much.
See thats the image i was going for thank youxxx!!!
(SOTM) Yeah, as I've said in previous comments, avoiding repetitive choruses is key in nudging one's parody above the pack. Funny concept for the OS, but having eight choruses all the same let you down. 444
(SOTM) Catchy, fun parody.
(SOTM) Beyonce gets a rrrrrowwwrrrrr from me.
(SOTM) Like others said, good idea and using the DC song. Could have varied it a bit more. I suppose I could have varied my comment a bit more too though, eh? 545
Yeah, that "booty of a rhino" bit was a nice image, thanks for that. Nice job.
SOTM...this made me smile...nice work. =)
(SOTM) brutal but honest.
Ass like a rhino? I don't know where you are on that one but how do I get there? Good parody, good pacing.
(SOTM) Can't stand anything from Beyonce or DC but this helped through the pain. Good song.
YAY! well this has been fun, long but extremly fun..... congrats to spaffa nd everyone. Thanks for you comments ive learned alot!
YAY! well this has been fun, long but extremly fun..... congrats to spaffa nd everyone. Thanks for you comments ive learned alot! However who ever voted 4 for pacing, I'd like you to tell where its out of pace???
wow that were good 555
I LOVED IT A LOT !! I CAN NOT STAND ANY THING BY BEYONCE, OR HER GROUP OR ANYTHING THAT IS ASSOCIATED WITH HER ! SHE DESERVES TO BE KNOCKED DOWN A FEW PEGS ! SHE THINKS THAT SHE IS GOD'S GIFT TO MEN AND THAT SHE IS VERY NARCISSTIC, SELF - SERVING AND ARROGANT. COMPARED IN TALENT, CLASS AND SOPHISTICATION TO THE WONDERFUL AND BEAUTIFUL MEZZOSOPRANO CECILIA BARTOLI, BEYONCE IS NOT EVEN WORTHY TO WIPE THE DIRT FROM MS. BARTOLI ' S FEET.
u dont have ne thing better to do but to hate on beyonce...but thats ok...she needz hatterz too boo boo...love ya
HJKAHAUJH
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