-> "Independent Turkeys"
Original Song Title:
"Independent Women"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Independent Turkeys"
The Lyrics
Like a Zoo
Got my whole crew
Gonna Flee and break it out
David's Turkey's c'mon
Uh Uh Uh
Lesson!
Better not be thinkin' about me
I ain't eatin' nothin' so that I'll be lean
I won't end up dinner like my mommy did last week
Better start over or get more berries
Question!
Why you tryna feed me all of this?
Trying to inflate me to fill up your kids
Live through 5 Thanksgivings and I've see all of your kills
Don't you think you'll miss me once you get your fill
The eggs I'm laying
(You scrambled)
The hay I sit in
(You paid it)
The barn I live in
(I sleep there)
but I'm no dumb turkey
(I'm talking)
The pig you saving
(Go cook him)
or that cow, Franklin
(He's mooing)
The kitchen oven
(Don't warm it)
You ain't eatin' me
(You ain't eatin' me)
All the Turkeys who Independent
(Throw your wings up at me)
All the chickens who dodgin' lynchings
(Throw your wings up at me)
All the roosters not wakin' farmers
(Throw your wings up at me)
All the birdies who really feel me
(Throw your wings up at me)
David, how your turkeys getting down like that
David, how your turkeys get down like that
Dave, I guess you better go and cook a ham
David, how your turkeys get smart like that
Tell me what you think about this
Hiding from your gun if I do wanna live
I run hard and heavy to escape you like this
Chickens it ain't easy living through all of it
Begging
Butterball ain't gettin' all they want
Oscar Meyer's short 'cause the turkeys here have won
If you wanna eat, looks like it's hot dogs that you'll warm
Depending on myself to stay out of your lunch
The feathers on me
(I grew 'em)
Your family's dinner
(I'm skipping)
The knife your wielding
(I'll kick it)
'Cause I will not feed thee
(You don't get it)
The farm I live in)
(I'll flee it)
The death I'm fearing
(Won't seal it)
So let this sink in
(Won't eat me)
You ain't eatin' me
(You ain't eatin' me)
All the turkeys who Independent
(Throw your wings up at me)
All the hens who ain't in the kitchen
(Throw your wings up at me)
All the chickens who still here kickin'
(Throw your wings up at me)
All the Vegans who just won't eat me
(Throw your wings up at me)
Dave, how are turkeys so smart like that
David, how your turkeys get down like that
Dave, I guess you better go cook a ham
David, how your turkeys get down like that
B.A. Dave's chics
(What's up)
They in the house)
(They stuffed)
We'll starve these people up
Turkey Style
B A Dave's Turkeys
Won't get stuffed on Thanksgiving
No I won't get eatin' Gee
David's Turkeys
Ohh
All the turkeys who independent
(Throw your wings up at me)
All the chickens who dodgin' lynchings
(Throw your wings up at me)
All the roosters not wakin' farmers
(Throw your wings up at me)
All the birdies who truly feel me
(Throw your wings up at me)
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