just got put into a trap and i am getting wetter
guess i shouldn't have made fun of the bad guy's corny sweater
my cell is now filling up with dingy water
gotta find a way to blow up these headquaters
i look into my pocket and then find
2 double A batteries and some old twine
reach into my other pocket and find old tooth picks
And then configure a bomb licktey split

chorus:
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
make a steam engine out of some random stuff
just like macgyver i don't need a gun
set off an explosion with lighter fluid and ear muffs
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
take an air freshner and convert it into tear gas
just like macgyver
i know too much stuff
just like macgyver
keep macgyving


verse 2:
the bomb went off in like
10 seconds
now i am climbing through
these old vents
rat tried to like and bite me
you know i had to fend him off with my right knee
finally found the main complex
disabled the guards with my leftover toothpicks
the building almost self destructed
but i stopped it by combining
an egg,a lighter, and tide detergent

chorus:
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
make a steam engine out of some random stuff
just like macgyver i don't need a gun
set off an explosion with lighter fluid and ear muffs
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
take an air freshner and convert it into tear gas
just like macgyver
i know too much stuff
just like macgyver
keep macgyving

i know i am the best
put me through any test
as long have three items at my disposal, yes
i could create a remote control
out of tin foil and a cb radio
if you need to instant a/c
just give me your old shoe laces and some visine
i could create a remote control
out of tin foil and a cb radio
if you need to instant a/c
just give me your old shoe laces and some visine
need a basket for your fried cat fish?
2 popsicles stick and a hair net

chorus:
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
make a steam engine out of some random stuff
just like macgyver i don't need a gun
set off an explosion with lighter fluid and ear muffs
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
take an air freshner and convert it into tear gas
just like macgyver
i know too much stuff
just like macgyver
keep macgyving


bridge:
after all the explosions and madness
soon comes payday yes
it really paid off to get that degree
in bio chemistry!!!!

chorus:
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
make a steam engine out of some random stuff
just like macgyver i don't need a gun
set off an explosion with lighter fluid and ear muffs
just like macgyver i am not gonna give up
take an air freshner and convert it into tear gas
just like macgyver
i know too much stuff
just like macgyver
keep macgyving