Song Parodies -> "Pizza Hut Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Duncan Hills Coffee"

Original Performer:

Dethklok

Parody Song Title:

"Pizza Hut Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Thomas Allen Archer

The Lyrics

Sort of a response to my good buddy Christie's "Craving For Some Pasta", this is a parody about the king of restaurants: Pizza Hut!

Do you folks like pizza?
Real pizza from the town of Addison?

The Pizza Hut will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A slice so piping hot (DIE! DIE!)
You're dying for a slice

Small personal pan
Thin and Crispy crust
Rippin' Dippin' Strips (DIE! DIE!)
You're dying for a slice

Prepare for ultimate toppings
You're gonna get some
NOW!
And moan for P'zone

GO!

("No sweep, you suck!" guitar solo)

Pizza
Hut
Pizza
Hut
Pizza
Hut
PIZZA!

Note: I do not watch Dethklok because of the MA rating. I'm only 15, and besides, it comes on too late. I know this song because one of my bro's friends at work loves Metalocalypse.

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