-> "Chunky Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Country Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Chunky Girl"
The Lyrics
she was a chunky girl, as big as a Lexus
in a bigg moomoo and she was neckless
but we started talking and we took a ride
in the big pick up truck and it leaned on her side
she was a chunky girl, she weighed 496
a big booty wit some big ol' country (damn)
a chunky dame with some chunky attitude
says "get me more" when she orders up her food
a fatty girl, she was out of my weight class
sixteen but still outweighed Roseanne
I got with it, I'm a skinny kid
imagine what would happen to me if we did it
(Chorus 4X)
I fell in love with a chunky girl
skinny kid with an overeater
she liked boneless chicken and candy bars
and KFC she's an eating all-star
size 32 slacks, man I couldn't relate
I'm just a skinny little kid, I'm half of her weight
and Jenny Craig hater her (for real)(mmhmm) i knew it
because whenever she would go and gain weight she couldn't lose it
and she'll kill a whole dinner in one sittin'
and when she's done it's the plate she's lickin'
she was a chunky girl, home cookin and grubbin
ain't used to my style, diets and health clubbin
a skinny kid and I'm on a date
I like an old chunky this is how she ate
(eating sounds)
(Chorus 4X)
I fell in love with a chunky girl
skinny kid with an overeater
a chunky girl jelly beans and lollipops,
fast food stops, pork chops and tater tots
a chunky girl with them chunky ways
she would all night and then she'd eat all day
a chunky girl understands grubbin'
a chunky girl loves some turkey stuffin'
a chunky girl eats nothing sugarfree
not one main dish she had 33
(hold on wait a minute, you had 33?)
chunky girls....like to eat chicken
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