-> "Innovativeless"
Original Song Title:
"Indestructible"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Innovativeless"
The Lyrics
Another album the critics found easy to rate
Another time to try to find something different
I lost my dinner from just checking out track one
To risk the judgment of being the only one
Some alteration from their style would suitably fit
Not like what Metallica or Linkin Park did
Anticipation was waste, because listen here kid
You will discover something far beyond inclusive
I’d hate to know that the album’s
Innovativeless
Like presidential speeches
Quite monotonous, with an added slice of
Unicircuitous, I bet that word I said
Does not even exist
People should not go as far to boast
That their favorite band will be as divergent
Take one last hear out of tracks one to five
They are innovativeless, generic core
Another reason, for some genres to be defied
Or to amuse some critics without reasons why
Some songs try to sound although they don’t, significant
I’ll even admit that’s why they’re hard to forget.
They disappoint fans, or at least the squat one percent
A permanent reminder of why critics run
They may be too blunt, when giving two stars out of five
But please do know unlike fans, they’re not out of their minds
Isn’t it shown, just how they are
Innovativeless
they’re worst than bands who sing songs
That rhyme “friend” with “end”, never bother trying
To more than once hold, cause that will change your thoughts
The more you hear, bemoan
Even diehard fans should learn to cope
With the idea that their music taste is slow
Go read a book for now, don’t even try what
Is innovativeless, or bore galore
Innovativeless
Signification for the barren at its best
There’s no reason why it should sound effortless
Even if their CD certifies platinum
It’s the music equivalent of
The slasher horror flicks, with eight times the revolt
Just cause it took a lifetime to just write
Still it’s innovativeless (innovativeless)
Innovativeless
Like masturbation, but with less guilt to detest
They sure didn’t lie, it’s “ballsier” of course
I feel like I am looking at their genitals
Dairy products could more steal the show
Their expiration wouldn’t serve as an excuse
Disaster Movie’s bound to be itself
Much less innovativeless, need I say more?
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