-> "Coraline"
Original Song Title:
"The Night"
Parody Song Title:
"Coraline"
The Lyrics
Such curiosity
Such magic she has stumbled upon
To go away from her sole real world
Pulling her away, the secret door inside
The source of her novelty
This shadow makes it day without light
There is no way to see such power
Without having paid
Notice to how and why
For naming her with “o” first, then “a”
Letting the others come perplexed
Giving her the thoughts to leave them
For someone she was not first
Now, if Tim Burton fare is what you crave
There can be no better name
For knowing
While in movies they are showing
Are you going to read the whole book first?
Than see in real life
Go watch Coraline
Although Dakota Fanning
Has not made a movie this good since, like, all of her life
Still, see Coraline
This sick discovery
Real human replicas from her life
Replaced with button-eyed sand stuffed dolls
Like a modern Hansel and Gretel all right
The source of the movie’s story
Neil Gaiman sure knows how to expand
Children stories to horror fiction
Not enough to say
It’s not worth squat to find
Than Henry Selick shows no clichés
As director once again
Even if his repute failed him
Working once with B. Fraser
Now, he has avenged his clerical name
When it come to films that rock at showing
Cool stop motion animation
Like J and the giant Peach, Nightmare before Christmas and
Right now Coraline
At first it’s not engaging
Right until it goes by the next half
And you will see why
Just watch Coraline
Go watch Coraline
It’s like D. Darko for children
When it comes to defining horror
For more thoughts than sights
It’s scary sometimes
In fact, the name’s creative
Enough to change one’s mind to name their
Kids not Caroline
But sub Coraline
Go watch Coraline
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