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Song Parodies -> "Without Booze"
Original Song Title:
"Without You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dixie Chicks
Parody Song Title:
"Without Booze"
Parody Written by:
A Rookard
The Lyrics
They sure wont appreciate this down at the AA meetings!
Well I sure enjoyed the drink
and I always looked forward to some Rum
But now I feel the pain
From the boys in blue and their stun gun .you'd think by now i'd learned
what 12 beers and a car could do
But now im here all alone and im really screwd
Without booze im not okay
and without booze its a very bad day
im locked in a room and my orderlys gay
boo hoo
without booze
Well I never thought I'd be ,
Lying here in rehab on my side
It seems unfair to me
That I got another DUI
I thought by now the judge woulda
let go of that old grudge
I guess he got what he wanted , and now I gotta pee.
Cuz with out booze i'm not OKay
and without booze its a very bad day.
I cant believe i'm stuck in this place...
boo hoo
with out booze.
Somebody tell my lawyer to tell that judge
that im no better off without booze
cuz dammit Im not throoooooooooough
WITH out booze im not okay , and without booze its a very bad day
I'm jonesin now and ive got 29 more days...boohooo
wihtout booze
without booze
and I always looked forward to some Rum
But now I feel the pain
From the boys in blue and their stun gun .you'd think by now i'd learned
what 12 beers and a car could do
But now im here all alone and im really screwd
Without booze im not okay
and without booze its a very bad day
im locked in a room and my orderlys gay
boo hoo
without booze
Well I never thought I'd be ,
Lying here in rehab on my side
It seems unfair to me
That I got another DUI
I thought by now the judge woulda
let go of that old grudge
I guess he got what he wanted , and now I gotta pee.
Cuz with out booze i'm not OKay
and without booze its a very bad day.
I cant believe i'm stuck in this place...
boo hoo
with out booze.
Somebody tell my lawyer to tell that judge
that im no better off without booze
cuz dammit Im not throoooooooooough
WITH out booze im not okay , and without booze its a very bad day
I'm jonesin now and ive got 29 more days...boohooo
wihtout booze
without booze
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