Another booze parody Conquerer? This one you weren't lucky enough to accidentally post it on Saint Patty's Day, but it was still good, although it raises the question why are you writing so many drunk parodies lately? Maybe that's just the joy of being a teenager...

Another drunken Dolly Parton song... Booze must be a top topic for country parodies.

Boozed up

Matty is right on about country boozin' parodies...i could see this as a Rev. Billy Wirtz or Roy D. Mercer track.

(Artistry) Funny, but I don't think this one was quite as funny as others I've read from Conqueror. I did like "Now I'm tripping on cracks that aren't there, see?"

Well, slight comment on your opening statement--maybe not in Australia, not sure, but here in Florida, it's called "Public Intoxication", and you can be fined for it and taken in and held for detox, though you are usually released when sober. You also made a comment in the end referring to a line about staggering through a car. The only problem is if recorded, no one would see the asterik, so have to point that out. My favorite line was getting the keys lodged up the arsehole, that got a laugh out of me, and it'd actually be a good way to keep this character from driving (better his arsehole than his hands, doesn't need to be on the streets). Solid pacing, don't think the idea was carried to capacity, and the OS didn't give you much to work with, so it's decent, you are working in better lines, just need slightly tougher OS's. I also liked the tripping on cracks that aren't there line. . .very cool

Well, I don't know anything about the ATC so I'm totally lost on this one,

Only kidding !!!
The pacing was good and you did have some funny lines,
CoP...I've seen several "drinking" parodies from you lately. "You're Drinkin" Too Much And It's Breakin' My Heart"...Hey, that sounds like a country song...

(Artistry) Love the title sub. I can see the difficulty in trying to come up with a dark/park rhyme for the finish, but the "car" line just didn't work for me.