-> "Qui-Gonn Jinn"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Still Dre"
 
							
				Parody Song Title: 
"Qui-Gonn Jinn"
				Parody Written by: 
Mark Hanratty
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Y'all know me, Qui-Gonn Jinn- Jedi Master
Armed with a lightsaber and laser blaster
Need a favour from Amidala, so I'm going to ask her
But first I need a new engine to make the spaceship go faster
See Obi-Wan crashed the ship, think he was drinking and got blotto
Man, crash landed on the damned planet of Watto
(OoH) Told him I was from outer space
(Aah) Got caught up in the middle of a podrace
Went down to the track, inspected the course
Met a blond kid strong within the force
Said his name was Anakin, I recieved his story, and
I believe he was concieved by those little midichlorians
Figured out this fact when I went back to his pad
All along he had a mom but he never had a dad
Hung out with his mom, asked her if it was all right
For me to bring him back to be a Jedi knight
(If you ain't up on things)
Qui-Gonn Jinn be the name, I'm the king of the game
Still- flying around in my spaceship
Interplanetary battles?- Still doing my bit
Still making all of these crazy Jedi hits
Still not loving the Sith
I'm representing for the Jedi up on Tattoine
Still fighting robots to protect the Queen
Still taking my time to perfect the force
And I've still got the hair like a horse
It's the Qui-Gonn Jinn
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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