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It's another argument upon my screen (oh God, oh God)
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Seems ev'ry forum I might want to see, yeah, yeah, yeah
Is full of assholes that'll never shut up (never shut up)
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Same couple dozen things (bunch of nuts, bunch of nuts)
Constant repetition, yeah, nerd loop

Same old damn same old, wish they'd shut the hell up
Who needs to see these people stuck in a rut?
Lot of weebs postin' reams of what they think backs up
The same position they've held on to since the day they signed up
Old posters, new posters, yeah, they're mixin' it up
Who's right? Who's shite? Oy, they'll never give up
Tryna stat out ev'ry matchup for a possible brawl
Between foes? Hell no, heroes who'd never do that at all
People gettin' quite deranged when I say I don't care
They can say it's just a theory but they pull out their hair
At each comment that ponders a fact that upsets
Their conclusions, pitch a fit until they're blocked from the 'net
What a clown, shut 'em down but you'll see the same crap
From other assholes that possess some tact
It stands, it stands that I could simply click
Away from all this bullshit but ev'ry forum's like this

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Ev'ry fandom has to deal with these, yup, yup, yup, yup (such a pain, bunch of assholes)
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Movies to comics, even My Little Pony

I know there's good debates that one can see
But there's a breed that I'm sick of to my teeth (these suck)
Keep arguin' 'bout the same stuff
Where I feel: whoopty-doop, this is dumb
Keep pretendin' there's logic and fact (isn't fact)
Involved but it's crap, zero of that (yeah)
Drivin' me mad, I wish I could (I could)
Understand what makes it good
To constantly spend all your time (your time)
Insistin' that the top of your list can't be topped and dissention should be stopped
Which is dumb, it's subjective, go love what you love
Disagree but don't be a dunce
And call friends dumb 'cause they don't love
The same stuff you do or not as much (you twit)
Look a schmuck when you get banned, you know
Who cares which is the best episode?

Shut up, mate
All observin' are all thinkin' the one thing: you're lame
So repetitive, you need to stop, shut up, mate
And I know I'm in a similar mode, I repeat
I don't care which one's the best episode, he-e-e-e-e-ey
Bro, breathe, it's okay