-> "He Loves U Not"
Original Song Title:
"He Loves U Not"
Parody Song Title:
"He Loves U Not"
The Lyrics
Give it your all boy
Give it all you got
You won't get a chance
So take your best shot
I see what's wrong boy
You want my "man"
He's never gonna, gonna make it with you
Pulling petals of a flower hoping he is gay (gay)
Well stop pulling because he is gay (gay)
Boy you can pick a field full of daisies
But he'd still be my baby
I know you can hardly wait till I'm away from him
I know exactly what you're thinking
You were gonna ask him out
But my baby only loves me, yeah
You can pout your thin lips
Try to tempt him by flirting (flirting)
You can flirt your ugly eyes
But he ain't got his hands tied
Chorus:
He's mine so forget it
I tell him to do what I want
He's into what I got
He loves me, he loves you not
No matter what you do
He's never gonna be with you
He's into what I got
He loves me, he loves you not
You're the kinda guy that always wants my boyfriends
Only wants him just because he's mine
Always looking for a new way
The grass ain't greener on the other side
You're the kinda guy who doesn't like the answer no (no)
All you want is my man, so guess what, no (no)
Doesn't matter how hard you try
You're not gonna get my guy
Repeat Chorus:
Doesn't matter what you do
He's never gonna be with you
Give it your all boy give it all you got
You won't get your chance so take your best shot
I see what's wrong boy
You want my "man"
He's never gonna make it with you
You can pout your thin lips (yeah)
Try to tempt him by flirting (flirting)
You can flirt your ugly eyes (ugly eyes)
But he ain't got his hands tied
Repeat Chorus X 2:
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