There's a cone in the road today
That my car will real soon borrow
There's a cone in the road today
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow

Oh, I was changin' lanes in all this construction
There was this big cone that just stood right there
My car was plowing into it, caused destruction
Oh, my car carried it, caused wear

There's a cone in the road today
That my car will real soon borrow
There's a cone in the road today
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow

My view was blocked from a car in front of me
Now the cone's running down the winding roads
Until it gets dislodged, and it breaks free
I will always feel this cone I tow

There's a cone in the road today
That my car will real soon borrow
There's a cone in the road today
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow

(There's a cone in the road today)
They say that cones are just a sign of construction
(That my car will real soon borrow)
They should put cones on the side of the road
(There's a cone in the road today)
That's if they don't want there to be cone abduction
(And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow)
When they're found in a new zip code

There's a cone in the road today
(Cone in the road)
That my car will real soon borrow
(Real soon borrow)
There's a cone in the road today
(Whoooooooooa)
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow

There's a cone in the road today
That my car will real soon borrow
There's a cone in the road today
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow