-> "The Longest Leader Of This Land"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be"
Parody Song Title:
"The Longest Leader Of This Land"
Parody Written by:
Lynman
The Lyrics
The Longest Leader Of This Land
The length of my term, ongoing and prevailing
Stop now can’t steal this seat
My supporters from SC up to military
Never ceasing their faith
I tell you that I'll become minister
Chosen by my solons with pay
Ill be catapulted back here in this office
Brace by my faithful followers that also love to stay
And I’ll be their stable funder
Pork barrel on my side
And I’ll be better budget spender
I’ll be the longest leader of this land
Senate will fall angry on the Cha Cha
HB 1109 is here
Their form of survival so they reviving EDSA
Their power is gone, they should change career
I tell you that I'll become minister
Chosen by my solons with pay
Ill be catapulted back here in this office
Brace by my loyalist trapos that also love to stay
And I’ll be their stable funder
Pork barrel on my side
And I’ll be better budget spender
I’ll be the longest leader of this land
And I conspired with, I connived with and signed under the table deal
I devise plan, plot one, and nation will not spot that I steal
And I’ll be their stable funder
Pork barrel on my side
And I’ll be better budget spender
I’ll be the longest leader of this land
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