Stupid design tics make my brain tick
Until it overclocks and explodes
All out of sorts, I can't abort it now
I can't just let it go
Brain's workin' round and around, it won't ever stop
And now I have got to a point that I hate to go
Get it off of my chest, I hate to make this request
'Cause I can't make this not sound rude, but I must know

I've said this character design is dope (dope)
You put in effort and it shows (shows)
But one little part just blows
To me, anyway, must know

Tell me: what's with the pointless-ass goggles?
I don't get why he has goggles
On this point, I never wobble
Don't say "I think they're cool!"
Gets on my nerves, those pointless-ass goggles
I don't get why he has goggles
Blight on the character model
Don't say "I think they're cool!"

Yes, I know that they may have a use but here's the truth:
These won't see such use, no
'Cause I've seen no sketches with them on, always kept on top
Sometimes hangin' down below
No swimmer and I fear that he stays clear
Of jobs in aviation, 'fraid so
No plans to head into deserts so the eyewear presence
Makes no sense at the core

Rest of the character design is dope (dope)
I've got no other problems, no (no)
But my irritation grows
When he puts 'em on, I blow

I'm so sick of the pointless-ass goggles
I don't get why he has goggles
So tempted to hit the bottle
Don't say "I think they're cool!"
They piss me off, damn pointless-ass goggles
I don't get why he has goggles
They're such superfluous waffle
Don't say "I think they're cool!"

Tool

If you drew it, I'm mostly sorry
If I've phrased my words too harshly
But why just "mostly" sorry?
Because the trope is still real shite

It's almost as if it's a neon glow (glow)
No matter if the rest is dope (dope)
All that I can see is those
Unused eyeball covers, blows

Way too pissed off at pointless-ass goggles
I don't get why he has goggles
They shouldn't cause me to squabble
Don't say "I think they're cool!"
'Cause they still suck, dumb pointless-ass goggles
I don't get why he has goggles
The whole aesthetic, they hobble
Don't say "I think they're cool!"

It's not important, just a stupid show (show)
I really should calm down, I know (know)
Tell that to my brain, it won't
Let this pointless detail go (they won't leave my mind)

Brain's so focused on pointless-ass goggles
I don't get why he has goggles (makes no sense, that's right)
Causes my eyeballs to boggle
Don't say "I think they're cool!" (I think that they're shite)
Get so hacked off at pointless-ass goggles
I don't get why he has goggles (makes no sense, that's right)
So dumb that I think they're awful
Don't say "I think they're cool!" (I think that they're shite)

Not the worst, you're right
Get them out my sight
Pain in my ass, that's right (such a stupid sight)
Yeah (I think that they're shite)!
Blows (ow)
Makes me lose my mind (blows)
Blows
Fair to say "What mind?" (blows)
Blows
Blows
Oh...oh...