Grandma got run over by a Mustang,
Walking home from our house New Years Day,
You can say that old women should not be drinking,
And as for me and Grandpa, we agree,

She'd been drinkin' too much alcohol,
And we'd begged her not to booze,
She forgot to take her pills,
So she fell right in the road and took a snooze,

When they found her January 2nd,
At the scene of the accident,
There were tire marks on her forehead,
And there was blood gushing from her neck,

Grandma got run over by a Mustang,
Walking home from our house New Years Day,
You can say that old women should not be drinking,
And as for me and Grandpa, we agree,

Now we are worried about Grandpa,
He's been having nervous breakdowns,
See him in there sobbing hysterically,
Drinkin' beer and screaming at clowns,

It's not 2004 without Grandma.
But only Grandpa's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we let the attacker live or kill him back,
KILL HIM BACK!

Grandma got run over by a Mustang,
Walking home from our house New Years Day,
You can say that old women should not be drinking,
And as for me and Grandpa, we agree,

Now his head is on the table,
And the pudding's made of lungs.
And a orange and yellow candle,
Exactly matched the color in the attacker's hair,

I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better not drink too much alcohol,
They also should never give a license,
To a man who drives a Mustang and runs over drunks,

Grandma got run over by a Mustang,
Walking home from our house New Years Day,
You can say that old women should not be drinking,
And as for me and Grandpa, we agree,