Male: Don't go breaking a fart
Female: Honey, I ain't no saint
Male: Oh, honey if I get gassy
Female: Then you might make me faint

Male: Don't go breaking a fart
Female: You take the gas outta me
Male: Honey when you knock on my door
Female: I gave you my key
Both: WOO-WEE!! Nobody knows it
Male: When I farted
Female: I came tumbling down
Both: Nobody heard it (Silent but deadly)
Right from the start
I let out a fart
WOOOO-WEEE!! I let out a fart

Male: So don't go breaking a fart
Female: I won't go breaking a fart
Male: Don't go breaking a fart

Female: And nobody smelled it
Male: 'Cause nobody showed up
Female: And now it's up to me babe
Male: I think we can gas me

Female: So don't just hold your breath
Male: You put the gas in my (Pause) butt
Female: I gulped the burrito down
Male: I've got your farts in my house