A well I sold my soul
What's wrong with me?
I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
My friends say I'm eatin' nutin but bugs
i threw up
my heart blew up
Mm mm oh, oh, no, no!!!

My songs are ghetto and my votes are weak
I can't seem to sing with a steady beat
Who do you thank when you have such luck?
well i suck
i just threw up
Mm mm oh, oh, no, no!

Please don't ask me what's on my mind
I'm a little mixed up, and my songs are fine
When I'm near that girl that I love best
i fart out loud and it was the grossest!

She slapped my face what a pain I got
Her fist are like a vulcano that's hot
I'm sad to say i wasnt wearing a cup
had no cup
i just threw up
Mm mm oh, oh, no, no!

My tongue get tied when I try to speak
My insides hurt like a hit from a tree
There's only one cure for this body of mine
That's to have the girl that destroyed the family line!