-> "Voted Out Of Office"
Original Song Title:
"Cleaning Out My Closet"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Voted Out Of Office"
The Lyrics
Verse 1
Have you ever been hated and insinuated against?
Bush has, he's been protested and demonstrated against.
Picket signs for his stupid crimes. Look at the time
Sick of the drama, Time to leave this former pres'dent behind
The new election selection for candidates is explodin.'
We'll go attack the Iraqis, just blow 'em up and keep goin.'
Not helpin' nothin' or no one, no economic relieving
Bush's arrival was nasty, but now we're glad that he's leaving.
See him with a look as stupid as Elmer Fudd on his face.
See, he can enter it, but he'll never win the next race
Look at you now, you like being a resident now, don't you Dubya?
We gonna get us a new president now!
You're sorry, Dubya.
And no one's votin' for you
We'll see you at election time, say goodnight
You're voted out of office (one more time)
I said you're sorry, Dubya.
And no one's votin' for you
We'll see you at election time, say goodnight
You're voted out of office
Verse 2
He's got some skeletons in his closet and I don't know if no one knows it.
So before they purchase the next election and close it,
I'ma expose it. I'll show you where the drama begins
Before we took a look at Bush, let's take a look at his twins
Both underage and ragin' cause they're short a couple of years,
They get arrested down in Texas drinkin' vodka and beer. That ain't it
Are they in trouble with this Double-U guy?
No, they're not, 'cause Mr. President's been D-W-I!
I look at Dubya and I see the sleepy look in his eye. Even if you hated Bill, you must admit that he tried
to make it work for us in these United States, he maybe made some mistakes but he's only human.
And You can't blame him for try'na get laid.
What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb,
But the dumbest thing he did was stain his intern's dress with his (oops!)
His term was over, and Dubya went and purchase the vote
It's not right, but let's not give him a second term here to gloat
You're sorry, Dubya.
And no one's votin' for you
We'll see you at election time, say goodnight
You're voted out of office (one more time)
I said you're sorry, Dubya.
And no one's votin' for you
We'll see you at election time, say goodnight
You're voted out of office
Verse 3
Now I would never dis Mr. President to get recognition.
Take a second to listen, take a look and see who I'm dissin,'
But put yourself in my position. Just try to envision
Witnessin' old people walkin', on Geritol by prescription,
Bitchin' that someone's changed the ballot, and their vote has gone missin'
Going through new voting systems, elections causin' divisions.
The whole time we were made to believe he's the champ when he wasn't
But now guess what? Your time is up! It makes you sick to ya stomach, doesn't it?
Wasn't it the reason you sent in the infantry, GEORGE?
So you could try to find the mass destructive weaponry, GEORGE?
But guess what, yer gettin' older now and your full of baloney.
Your time is running out so quick, they're gonna know that your phoney.
Our nation's getting so strong now, America, the beautiful.
But the way you run it, we might see America's funeral!
See what irks me the most is you won't admit you was wrong, Bush, sing ya song.
Keep tellin' yourself that your votes were strong.
But how dare you try to rule what you didn't help to protect.
You stupid Shrub, you're not a valid presidential elect
Remember when brother Jeb, he helped you even the score?
Well, guess what, your time's through. Here comes two-thousand-FOUR!
You're sorry, Dubya.
And no one's votin' for you
We'll see you at election time, say goodnight
You're voted out of office (one more time)
I said you're sorry, Dubya.
And no one's votin' for you
We'll see you at election time, say goodnight
You're voted out of office
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How Funny: | 3.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.7 | |
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