The Really Fat Shady


May I have your leftovers please? May I have your leftovers please?
Will the really Fat Shady please di-et?
I repeat, will the really Fat Shady please di-et?
We're gonna have a food shortage here


Y'all act like ya never seen a fat person before
Jaws all on the floor like Richard Simmons just burst in the door
And started feeding his face worse than before
He first was obese....Hey save me a piece! (MMMM!)


It's the return of the..."OVERWEIGHT, OVERWEIGHT,
you're kidding, he
didn't just eat all I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, I ate him!(Ha-ha!)
Fat women love M&Ms
(vocal turtables yummy yummy yummy) Fat Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, a million pounds just walking around
grabbing his big ol' butt
Rubbin his big ol' gut (yeah, but he's so huge though)


Yeah, I probably got a couple of pounds I need to lose
But no worse than I need a guy to tie my shoes!
Sometimes, I wanna just watch TV and just let loose,
but can't cuz the fridge is callin me with chocolate mousse (yum)
My food is on my lips, my food is on my lips
If I put it down my throat it goes directly to my hips
And that's the message that I deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know where the last cookie is
Of course they gonna know how to make smores By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Food Network don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals Well, some of us cannibals Who eat other people just like cantaloupes (Yum)
But if we can eat dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason I can't have a side of potatoes
But if you feel like I feel, get some tomatoes,
Stop staring at jelly rolls, sing the chorus and it goes


I'm Fat Shady, yes I'm the really Fat Shady All you other Fat Shadys are just over-weight-y
So won't the really Fat Shady please di-et? Please di-et , please di-et
Cuz I'm Fat Shady, yes I'm overweight hey all you other Fat Shadys are just food wasting
Cuz the really Fat Shady always cleans his plate cleans his plate cleans his plate


Jenny Craig don't gotta starve herself to loose weight
Well I do, so I'll eat her and I'll eat you too!
You think I give a damn about a Diet?
Half the time I can't even stomach it , let alone try it
"Hey Fat, you really wanna look like that, it's kinda weird?"
Why not? So you guys could just lie to get me here So you can sit me here at weight watchers
Shit, this weight problem is mine...it ain't CHURS
I can sit next to Oprah and Rikki Lake
And hear them argue over how long their next diet'll take
little bitch, put me on slim fast right on TV
" a can of shit every morning , hee-hee"
I want a new diet plan based on Ca-an-dy
And show the whole world how it didn't work for me (PTHHH)
I'm sick of you little skinny slim guys
All you little thin girls
I'll keep my double chin and eat my cheese curls
And there's a million of us just like me
Who eat like me; who just don't exercise like me
Who dress like me; roll, wheeze and act like me
just might be the next big thing but not quite me!


Chorus

I'm like a head trip to listen to
cuz I really can't name anything / I can't get in my stomach / becuz there's no room
The only difference is I got the balls to eat In front of y'all and the food
can be frosted and sugar coated and all
I just got this shirt & I don't fit it
and whether I like to admit it
I weigh more than 110% of you people out there
Then you wonder how can I eat up these pizzas like crazy It's funny
cuz at the rate I'm going I'll be crunchin - I'll be the only person in the grocery store munchin
Cuz I'll be chowin while I'm shopping then be goin to Perkins
Cheat on diets, which is why none of them is workin'
And every single person is a Fat Shady lurking
he could be working at Burger King eatin all your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I just wanna chow!
With his windows down looking like a cow
So, will the really Fat Shady please di-et?
And when he eats those fries, at least fry it?
And be proud to be outta shape and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Chorus

Guess there's a Fat Shady in all of us F**k it, let's all eat up