(Sheffy Pie Slam)
Look, Sugakane takes up more than me
His spit is way too spitty
But the food eating boy, well that's me
Won't eat any more sugarcanes after this
That makes me fatter than life but you are even bigger!
You think chocolate goes with cheese and vanilla
I gotta better chance eating a soufflé
Or a donut, Sugakane going home
That's why his extension chins don't fall up high
Here's Mr. Pie, big man eater
I feel so hungry that I'd eat you are even a stanky beaver
I used eat the snow, but now a days I'm set in farting mode
But oh well, Sugakane ain't over two fifty than Slam
I hate to you people this but he's the fat version of Uncle Sam
So I'll take pictures of my rear end and bring into fat class
So I'll try to lose a six pack
So I'll end this with this, "five fifty, two hundred, equals Slam"

(Sugakane)
Fart, I think you could eat a big fat beaver
Your as fat as old Miss Misdemeanor
This guys says he eats a lot, just look here
Somebody thinks there's steroids in my belly!
"I'd like to order two mozzarellas from the border!"
I don't believe your 550 pounds, now way
Do you like Egg Nog, what did you say?
Look, I have stacks of pizza at home
Didn't you hear me say that I love Tombstone
Listen here chef, I own a chocolate café
Matter fact, pig, I'll tell you sometin
Go home, then come back when your mouth's full
And don't come back till you've reached seven hundred
Guess what, I'm just above nine hundred
Look's like you ran into some trouble
But at least I say, "make that burger double"
You see how I pig out in the evening
Fat Albert looks like a king compared to you
Here's my jam; Down with Slam
I'll get the seven hot wings from Rib House tomorrow!