-> "Training Skywalker"
Original Song Title:
"Cleaning Out My Closet"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Training Skywalker"
Parody Written by:
thekit
The Lyrics
have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
I have I've been hunted and wanted in the exterminated sense.
Seismic mines for my jedi mind Look at the times. Sick is the mind of the sentator that's behind
all this conflict destructive. enough is too much as planets explodin'. Tempers flaring with Windu. Just blow him off and keep goin'
not taking nothin from no-one. Giving help long after not breathin'. keep kickin ass in the morning, an' taking names in the evening
leavingm with a taste as sour as Dagobah in their mouth. See they can trigger me but they can never figure me out
look at me now, I betya probably sick of me now. Aint you Yoda? Ima make you look so ridiculous now
I'm sorry Yoda. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm training Skywalker.
I'm sorry Yoda. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm training Skywalker.
Verse 2
you got a skeleton in a cave I don't know if anyone knows it. But before they throw my robes out of an airlock and close it
I'ma expose it. I'll take you back a hundred years or three before I ever had an Artoo-Dee
Too. met this slave boy, must have been a few cycles old. Owned by Watto who didn't want him sold.
He's the shit. I mean that boy could really fly. I guess that's because he's the livin' breathin force that's why.
I look at Anni and I couldn't picture leaving his side. Even if he was full of fear, I'd grit my teeth and I'd try/ to make it work with him at least for Qui-gon's sake. Maybe I made some mistakes, but I'm only human. And I'm jedi enough to try to will them away.
What I did was reckless, no doubt that it was dumb. But the smartest shit I ever did was learn to chop off arms.
cuz he'd a killed us. Shit, he would have shot Luke an me both. It's my life, far far away, a long long time ago.
I'm sorry Yoda. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm training Skywalker.
I'm sorry Yoda. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm training Skywalker.
Verse 3
now I would never diss my own master just to get some recognition, maybe Qui-gon might, because he wouldn't listen and he was always dissin'.
But put yourself in my position. Just try to envision witnessin' you master struggle with simple levitation,
bitchin' that "against us the force is" and our archives have somethin' missin'. Goin' through all the star systems, victim of force-unbalanced syndrome. My whole life I was made to believe that I was strong when I wasn't. Until I grew up, now I blew up. It makes you sick to your stomach.
Doesn't it? wasn't that the reason you made that knighthood for me, Da? So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Da? Utinni! You're gettin older and it's cold when you're squattin'.
An Luke's gettin up so quick, he's gonna go, you can't hold him. And Anni's getting so big now, you should see him, he's a sith lord. But you never see him. He won't even be at your funeral.
See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong. Go disappear. Keep telling yourself that you was master here.
But how dare you try to blame me for what you helped to set up. E chu ta! I hope you get eaten by the Sarlac for that.
Remember when Darth Maul died and you sorta wished it was me? Well, guess what, I AM dead - more powerful than you could forsee!
I'm sorry Yoda. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm training Skywalker.
I'm sorry Yoda. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm training Skywalker.
I'm sorry Yoda. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm training Skywalker.
I'm sorry Yoda. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm training Skywalker.
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