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Song Parodies -> "Who Is It? (If I Was Gay...)"

Original Song Title:

"Just Lose It!"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Who Is It? (If I Was Gay...)"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John

The Lyrics

Okay this song is going back to when my parody, " My Brother Is Gay" started a huge homophobic, religious, gay animal debate. It was rediculous. And this song is basically asking, what If I was Gay? Peace---Ghetto John
Intro ]

Ok..
Guess who's back?
Back again
Ghetto's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa

Now every woman born to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now every woman born to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Its ghetto Time

[ Verse 1 ]

Come here amirighter's, On my lap
Guess who's back with some brand new crap?
And I don't mean crap as in a new pair of snoops brown shoes Ludi's gators!(argh, argh, argh, argh)
No worries, Ghetto's got a brand new Com-Poo-Ter
Who else could I possibly do, besides Her?
I done touched on everything, but little Girls!
That's not a stab at Elmo
Im not tickilish, I'm just psycho
I am a little bit Ghetto sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, D@mn!, Look at him slide!
Bend down, touch your toes PIMP MY RIDE!
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TP for my bunghole
And it's cool if your small down low
Nobody's gonna know, who'd See it?
Give a little "What What", it's OK! [Tearing sound]
Oops my Levis just ripped
And everyone seen my two inch ****!

[ Chorus ]

Now I'm gonna make you ask
"Who's this fag?"
Yeah boy Grab my ass
Who wants a girl? girl girl girl
welcome to my world!
Alright Who is it?(argh, argh, argh, argh)
who Is it?(argh, argh, argh, argh)
He's crazy (argh, argh, argh, argh)
Oh baby (argh, argh)
Oh baby, baby (argh, argh)

[ Verse 2 ]

I am Ghetto, Im your best ho!
Who will let go, whenever you say so!
How should I know, where the hell is Waldo?
everyone is a fag these days
Chewin on an Eggo
playin with my lego's
Got the top down, Gettin my @#$% blown
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
Someone's gonna "touch somebody"

Excuse me Sir, I don't mean to sound like a perve
But I'm feelin' I just seen you at Curves!
Why'd you punch me in the stomach and steal my Nair?
Spit on me, could of put my eyes out? (Yeah)
Now, what's your name man?
What's your size?
S.T.G.: "Man, you must be up out your mind"
S!(argh, argh)
Look at the time!!!!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm ..

[ Chorus ]
Now I'm gonna make you ask
"Who's this fag?"
Yeah boy Grab my ass
Who wants a girl? girl girl girl
welcome to my world!
Alright Who is it?(argh, argh, argh, argh)
who Is it?(argh, argh, argh, argh)
He's crazy (argh, argh, argh, argh)
Oh baby (argh, argh)
Oh baby, baby (argh, argh)

[ Verse 3 ]

Its friday and I'm messed up
I'm in Hell and I don't know what happend
They say I was chasing people naked
Down the street screaming
(argh, argh, argh, argh)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is they touched, on my member?
They said, "Save it, boy we got you on tape
yelling at Slim Shady! 'touch my body!'"

Now this is the part where the crap leaks out
It gets real intense, can you hear the sound?
Everything looks like it's over now
The beat comes back and everybody humps themselves
Snap back to formality, Look a Gay Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?, I'm a grown man!
Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga chubbie
I don't have any wine to go drink here so, Drink a teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab my left nut, make my right one jealous (what?)
Black boys, White boys, Skinny boys, Fat boys
Tall boys, Small boys, I'm callin' all boys
every woman born to the dance floor
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY LITTLE MAN WHORES!
Butt squeezin' it's the season
GHETTO! (argh, argh, argh, argh)
Please stop sneezing!

[ Chorus ]
Now I'm gonna make you ask
"Who's this fag?"
Yeah boy Grab my ass
Who wants a girl? girl girl girl
welcome to my world!
Alright Who is it?(argh, argh, argh, argh)
who Is it?(argh, argh, argh, argh)
He's crazy (argh, argh, argh, argh)
Oh baby (argh, argh)
Oh baby, baby (argh, argh)

[ Outro ]

UmMmMmm touch somebody
UmMmMmm touch somebody
Ooh boy I want your body
stupid girl get off my body
face_down2k5@yahoo.com email me if you hate this!

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't be bothered emailing you, but I do hate it. Check out Timinem's take on this song to see how to REALLY parody Eminem, instead of using 80% of the original lines with substitutions of your name in now and then.
Ghetto John - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok in case you didnt catch the whole theme of it, I was in a way singing the same song, but as if I was gay, besides majority of it was totally different then the original....good god!
Am i Right - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
LoL omg That Crap Sucks lol Funny But u Gotta Work on ur lines like this Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga chubbie I don't have any wine to go drink here so, Drink a teletubbi omg That Is like use in the same thing
emfan - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah and touch your toes PIMP MY RIDE? that doesnt even make sense

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