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The way she stacks it
I don't know where she packs it
I ain't never seen a chick that fat
You cannot move her
I will make that piggy go
Oink oink oink oink

I don't believe it, that girl is just as fat as you
I ain't never seen a chick that fat
You cannot move her, I will make that piggy go
Oink oink oink oink

She slims it fast
She's got to slim it faster
Oprah is a ho
And Dr. Phil is bastard
I think someone's at the door
But she's too fat to go answer
She's busy eating cheese
Oink oink oink oink

What do you mean, cheese
Please, I am a human being, I need to eat
I'm not done, I need to go finish peeing
I am not resisting desert, I am dieting, mister dietician
I cannot see my knees
I can't get in the tub any farther, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a reject, I just like to eat, eat, eat
Yes, I eat A&W, I make snack
It go flip and dip, chip, dip, flip, chip, dip
Psych, you choke, you choke, you did, you did
If it's gross, I am sorry, please please forgive
For I am a fat chick, I make food, and often I will stuff it
I can add some cheese to anything I make and you will love it

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Rosie O'Donnell
Eats too much McDonald's
I ain't never seen a chick that fat
You cannot move her
I will make that piggy go
Oink oink oink oink

Mary Kate and Ashley
Used to be so skinny
Now they're packing fudge now
They're just like Little Debbie
Scarfing down jujubes
Wolfing down that popcorn
Boy, those girls can eat
Oink oink oink oink

What do you mean, eat
Geez, I can't fit in my seat
I have ticket look, but for snacks I need reciepts
Please do not remove me from this movie theater, please
I did not even get to see Mrs. Doubtfire's cooking scene
I didn't mean to be obscene, I am just a great big queen
And don't treat me like I'm Fat Albert, this movie's not for me
Mister dietician, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead insane, find some cheese and go eat
Yes, eat, right back on the feed
What do you mean my lawyer's with Jenny Craig, he's too busy
I am fat chick
Richard Simmons told me to eat spam
But I guess it doesn't matter since I ate all of the ham

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Hilary Duff
Is not quite fat enough so
I think somebody should feed that brat
Maybe next year, she'll be fat
And I'll make that piggy go
Oink oink oink oink

The way she moves, she might just crush a valley
She was in a movie, When Harry Met Fat Sally
I eat bowls of worms now, my name's Kirstie Alley
Try some centipedes, oink oink oink oink

What do you mean, centipedes
My big garden's where I feed, millipedes covered in ranch
I just make cookies, mister dietician, please, take a whiff of these
Here, I have cans of juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe to eat, no, not even me
I don't even know if anybody could weigh me, me, me
You'd need a motor scale, that's the way it is
Maury, I must confess, I think I just ate some shit
Psych, you choke, you choke, you did, you did
I don't think my yoga's working, I must eat quick
Get to the kitchen, everybody get out
This is McDonald's, there's Ronald, get down

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So Gwen Stefani, please don't eat salami
Or you'll be another chick that's fat
Hey there, look, it's Kermit, he makes Miss Piggy go
Oink oink oink oink