Woo!
Nintendo,
Creatures Inc.,

Pikachu,
My rodent friend, I choose you,
Against his rock Geodude,
But he was not even moved,
I think that we are now screwed,

Mewtwo, Kingler, Horsea, Nidoking,
Caterpie, Porygon 2, and Charmander, Bellsprout, Squirtle,
Ivysaur, Heracross, too,
I catch, you catch, we catch a new creature on the routes in the tall grass,
Pokéball clean, got a routine goin', now, weaken him down and capture one of every class,
I had a full party so I couldn't carry,
Another with me, off to my PC,
A PokéCenter visit and that is it,
Let's see if Jigglypuff will sing some of this,

A to the B to the R to the A,
From its mind, you are blown away,
43 pounds is what it weighs,
You can pick one up if you're heading our way,
A to the R to the O to the N,
It's one of the new steel Pokémon,
It can evolve into Lairon,
When, the 32nd level, it's on,
I've been to Mt. Moon's mountain top,
Down to Cerulean when I finally drop,
If I want across the water, I'll climb on top,
Of Gyarados, tell him not to stop,
I've got a Pokéball with a Celebi,
Which can take your level 42 Weezing,
Don't let an opportunity pass you by,
Grab your Fearow, come here, just fly,

We "bout to have a battle,
(Grab your Pokémon),
Come on, let's rattle,
(Go Charmeleon),
I'm looking for a master with potential and some expertise,
Who is able to keep his monsters at peace,
I've got a couple potions,
You're just going through the motions,
I'm looking for a trainer who can take on the Elite 4 and still, after that, come back for more,

Now,
Fight that Pokémon,
Fight that Pokémon,
Come on, now,
Fight that Pokémon,
Fight that Pokémon,
Aw yeah,
Fight that Pokémon,
Fight that Pokémon,
Come on, now,
Fight that Pokémon,
Fight that Pokémon,

I'm a trainer,
A gamer,
A Pokémon tamer,
Your Magikarp couldn't be any lamer,
Get smothered by my high level Grimer,
Use your jet slimer,
Oh, it's the timer,
*Diiiiiiing*
Me and my ultra rare Celebi,
Are looking for a couple birds, legendary,
Maybe a Zapdos or a Moltrese,
Grab my ol' Koffing, the water is bubbly,

We "bout to go collecting,
(Grab your Pokéballs),
The poison's infecting,
(The Professor calls),
I'm looking for a trainer that will fill up my Pokédex,
Recording weights and pictures with summary text,
I've gotta catch "em all, now,
Mew, please, do not fall now,
I want a trainer to march in the gym with some confidence,
Not bothered by Goldeen's incompetence,

Now, look at this trainer all in front of me,
Cocky as can be,
I choose you, Jigglypuff!
Kick from behind,
Slap that monster and blow its mind,
The battle's won, gained EXP,
Jiggly's evolving,
Do I want a Wigglytuff?
They're hard to find,
To not accept would just be blind,

Now,
Catch that Pokémon,
Catch that Pokémon,
Come on, now,
Catch that Pokémon,
Catch that Pokémon,
Aw yeah,
Catch that Pokémon,
Catch that Pokémon,
Come on, now,
Catch that Pokémon,
Catch that Pokémon,

We "bout to take the gym, now,
(Turn the drama up),
I've elemental know how,
(Come on, shake "em up),
I'm looking for a trainer with some heart and an iron will,
Never abandoning his Poliwhirl,
We've battled to the leader,
Our Pokémon can beat her,
I'm looking for a trainer who will do whatever it takes to make his monsters level,

There he goes,
With his well trained Raichu,
He beat my Mew and Staryu,
I think he's special, don't you?

(Ah!
I ain't leavin' without a badge!
Follow me!
And my boy!
And his boy,
And his boy,
And his girl,
Ha ha,
Hoppip).