The Lyrics
[soft piano intro]
[beat starts]
"Look
If you have
One shot
Just one opportunity
To prove everything you ever needed.
Jump on it.
Can he rap to this?
Or will he friggitup?"
NO!
This song is heavy
Three weeks; all is ready
He's haulin' through this better than steady
Jaw is revvin'
His purpose? - a warnin' service: this book's psalm is deadly
Dude walks soft - with a real long machete!
Stuff he's mown down
The whole ground's grown so brown
Head's up 'n the clouds
But they burst, yo, look out!
Free fallin', wow!
Everybody's callin' how
His talk's done now
Mimes suck! - off this clown!
Whacked back to normality, oh
The to-tality - grows
His lone fantasy's - blown
The whole galaxy - knows
His own fallacies - shown
An old, calloused e-go
At home, talent-free bloke
There's no malice he shows
His dome malady slows
Go ask Alice? She's stoned!
As his jokes crack and fizz; old, stale Coke
That's when he - scratched through the pad again, so
it's no Rhapsody-
-better go after this chorus and hope it don't sound thin
(You gotta) Prove yourself with the music,
A mood switch, a new mix!
Get better, never let it blow (no!)
You only need one shot, don't stop when all lights are go
Rock with impunity, have fun in your lifetime! (yo!)
(You gotta) Prove yourself with the music,
A smooth twist, the muse clicks
You better always let it flow! (flow!)
You only need one shot, don't stop, see all lights are go
Mock with immunity, make puns in your lifetime (yo!)
You better...
His prose is airing,
And he knows that it's daring
He speaks his mind without swearing
Scary thing!
So he grooves t'ward a
New word order
A formal write is boredom
Sees poop 'n' fart puns
Gross, leaves most yawnin'
And so he wrote harder
Slowly grows firmer
Seed flows, it's all over!
He notes it's all "honor!"
Goes to poke holes - he doles Paula Cole slaw-ter!
Thunder Rolls? Argh! country blows, it's so awful!
Disco? He don't bother!
He goes on and always shows them no quarter
Won't row the boat though he knows he's no mortal
He'll blow up on 'em some mo', there's no pardon
As he moves on to the weed-Rolling Stones-
-they're so old they need coffins!
No, I won't soften,
I'm bold, but not cold, I suppose I've grown hotter
Now the beat down's on, cuz-My-Humps-is-junk,-honest!
(You gotta) Prove yourself with the music,
A mood switch, a new mix!
Get better, never let it blow (no!)
You only need one shot, don't stop when all lights are go
Rock with impunity, have fun in your lifetime (yo!)
(You gotta) Prove yourself with the music,
A smooth twist, the muse clicks,
You better always let it flow (flow!)
You only need one shot, don't stop, see all lights are go
Mock with immunity, make puns in your lifetime (yo!)
You better...
Show more brains? - I'm insane!, and crude not tame
Pranked that Santa Closet's Lisp-mas: locked Rudolph's cage!
I was safer in the beginning; this pool hall's changed
I've improved now, and grown up, with cue balls, great!
Still I kept tryin' then went ridin' 'n' climbed higher
Dont believe? I'm net-free, walkin' the high wire
All for games, but I can provide fire
Tact? that, I don't have; I might fry lighter
Live, but I can't decide when I'll 'tire
Strive for mind willing cuz man I can't stand new bands, they're quite dire
Then it's all newbies, there is no prize fighter
Ripe for satire!
(but) these times have grown hard, and I bet it's semen harder!
Try ta breed originality, some fleeting offer
Caught up in streams; eaten by hungry schools of lean piranha
Awful authors often go ta awesome, but some won't even bother;
Layin' in slop.
Another play of Monopoly has brought my piece-
-on the point, I buy the Park Place, Boardwalk,
but other days I'm caught
Poor, I cannot blackmail this cop!
KY is my only other yucky option! - bailed! (thanks, mom!)
Through the forest, but this trail has gotten cold
I cannot grow old as failed, forgot
Don't fear I'll blow with a *pop*
Prevail!, no flop
Here I'm comin' 'round this mountain headed over the top!
(You gotta) Prove yourself with the music,
A mood switch, a new mix!
Get better, never let it blow (no!)
You only need one shot, don't stop when all lights are go
Rock with impunity, have fun in your lifetime (yo)
(You gotta) Prove yourself with the music,
A smooth twist, the muse clicks,
You better always let it flow (flow!)
You only need one shot, don't stop, see all lights are go
Mock with immunity, make puns in your lifetime (yo)
You better...
"You can spoof anything you set a rhyme (or 400!) to, man!"
[outro]