Lots of pizza
French fries out the ass
That’s a lot of junk food
And deadly cholesterol

Man!
Damn!
This Sucks!

It hurts so bad
I think I’m gonna collapse

How the hell did he manage to get more artery cloggers
He’s lucky to be alive man what the hell is his problem
But to be honest the smell of that pizza makes me hella demonic
That’s what compelled me to steal it from that elderly man
I keep having these gas attacks
Take some tums and relax
Trying to eat cake while I f*ck a chick in the a**
I stay depressed and fart a lot set back and gasp
Kick ass
Better put on a gas mask
Speaking of masks I got to fart again
So hold your nose
Pack your clothes and get outta there man
Slice up and cook some chicken hopin I don’t die from strangulation
I want some of that sulfa your makin
Thank you Jason
There goes one more coma
Through the hunger and trauma
Just let me eat my supper
And I’ll be done there momma
I guess I’ll eat in the damn broom closet
Damnit my donut lost it
This heart attack
Don’t know what would start it
I guess I’m just retarded
Everyday the sulfa gets a little flakier
On top of that my hands get a little shakier
Hand me that cool-aid packet in the water
Imma shake it up
My chest hurts don’t know what else to take but
Another tum HUT!
Playing football in the backyard
The ball hit my sack hard
I give up I’m too damn fat not to minchin cut off guard
Hospital time I’m rolling in the wheel chair
Chest still hurting and it takes hours to get there
My stomach is bout to explode little lady
It’s from all the pizza and the di-di-di-donuts baby
Clearly there’s something wrong
But I wanna go home
The Lakers game is on and I heard were at 4-1
I guess I’m to fat Jack
Can’t come back from that
I give so let me have my paycheck
Time for some more fatty foods
hell yeah!