May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Eminem please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Eminem please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never heard a white rapper before
Weird songs that make you want to leave the Door
and started singing this song like an originor
they first were song, throwin his mic out the windor (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Han Jovi
chigga chigga chigga
Eminem, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his who-knows-what
Flippin the who-knows-who, Acting an dacing not slow
Yeah, I probley never screw up like a moose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your manision bathrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to make his head Loose
"My mum is on your lips, my mum is on your lips"
And if you get lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a animated Barney is
Of course they gonna know what real Life Elmo is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who would eat no fruits or vegtibles
But if we can eat dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man eat at malls
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
sing the chorus and it goes


'Cause I'm Eminem, yes I'm the real Eminem
All you other Eminems are just imitating
So won't the real Eminem please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


'Cause I'm Eminem, yes I'm the real Eminem
All you other Eminems are just imitating
So won't the real Eminem please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do not, so frieg him and frieg you too!
You think I give a dang about a Hammy?
Half of you critics can't even feed me, let alone stand me
"But Eminem, what if you sing, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
FRIEG, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little witch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's rude, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download his audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem CD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like pee
who would cuss like me; who just don't give a dang like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!


'Cause I'm Eminem, yes I'm the real Eminem
All you other Eminems are just imitating
So won't the real Eminem please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


I'm like a dead lip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the guts to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it I just fit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like fruit cans
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Eating chesse on lavalife.com
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of chesseys isn't working
And every single person is a Eminem lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a duck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Eminem please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?


'Cause I'm Eminem, yes I'm the real Eminem
All you other Eminems are just imitating
So won't the real Eminem please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


'Cause I'm Eminem, yes I'm the real Eminem
All you other Eminems are just imitating
So won't the real Eminem please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


'Cause I'm Eminem, yes I'm the real Eminem
All you other Eminems are just imitating
So won't the real Eminem please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?


'Cause I'm Eminem, yes I'm the real Eminem
All you other Eminems are just imitating
So won't the real Eminem please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?



Ha ha
Guess there's a Eminem in all of us
Dang it, let's all stand up