-> "Pigs Made You"
Original Song Title:
"We Made You"
Parody Song Title:
"Pigs Made You"
Parody Written by:
MikeMoneyV2
The Lyrics
Guess Who?
Oink Oink
Ms.Piggy sing the chorus
(CHORUS)
When you came from Mexico
It was clear to see (clear to see)
Youre the one they all hate, trying to kill me (kill me)
Youre the swine flu.....(killer)
Everybody hates you (everybody hates you)
S.I.V Who can really name you (who can really name you)
Pigs are the one who made you *cough, cough oink oink*
(VERSE ONE)
Back by un-popular demand
Now pop a little Tamiflu or Relenza if you can
You're ready to tackle any germs that is at hand
How does your throat feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Ms.Piggy no dont massacre the fans
Damn, I think I should probably wash my hands
That was a big sneeze who knows where it could land
Maybe I should just wipe it on my clothes again ?
Or maybe I should just rub onto some friends?
Will he think I'm so nasty if he can?
Yes he can, don't sneeze on me again
He does not mean to rain mucus on your plans
But Mikey please keep it in you glands
Don't be so eccentric, just stay bland
I know you want me pigs
In fact I see your grin
(Now come in girl)
(CHORUS)
When you came from Mexico
It was clear to see (clear to see)
Youre the one they all hate, trying to kill me (kill me)
Youre the swine flu.....(killer)
Everybody hates you (everybody hates you)
S.I.V Who can really name you (who can really name you)
Pigs are the one who made you *cough, cough oink oink*
(VERSE TWO)
The swine, looking for more people to torture
Kiss the cutest girl and make her throat hoarser
Sorry Obama,but this is bigger news
Your first one hundred days overshadowed by achoos
Well I can make all your muscles ache
Give you a fever hotter than you can take
And I'll sweep by you faster than a wave
Infect you baby, put you into an early grave
CNN and OIE lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it wont be for the diarreha binge
Forget them other flus, girl pay them little atten-tion
A little did I mention, I'll end up in
Your neighborhood so no need to flinch
I'll hit you faster than that locker room stench Man I swear them other flus you give em an inch
They'll kill for miles, they got style, but it they'll never win
(CHORUS)
When you came from Mexico
It was clear to see (clear to see)
Youre the one they all hate, trying to kill me (kill me)
Youre the swine flu.....(killer)
Everybody hates you (everybody hates you)
S.I.V Who can really name you (who can really name you)
Pigs are the one who made you *cough, cough oink oink*
(verse 3)
And thats why diseases
You'll never live without,
I'll get inside you girl and make your light go out
And baby, you know, you know you dont want me too
Dont try to disguise it baby, Im the only one for you
(oink)
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout in New York
Who would thought this would come from some pork?
You think thats bad you should see the U.K
Who else should I infect today?
Man Kermit, I dont mean to mess up your gal but
Miss Piggy turning everyone in the nation to a nut
Wowzers, I just made a mess of Africa
Just leave me a message and I'll get back atcha
Lord help us he's back in the states
Looking to kill more than any flu yet to date
I think its time for yall to dip
But don't go to Mexico, Cause I'll ruin that trip
Can you blame me?
I'm your Edward, You're my bella
But to kill me it'll take more than a stake
Not even a silly mask can stop my outbreak
Baby, I think I just killed your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)
When you came from Mexico
It was clear to see (clear to see)
Youre the one they all hate, trying to kill me (kill me)
Youre the swine flu.....(killer)
Everybody hates you (everybody hates you)
S.I.V Who can really name you (who can really name you)
Pigs are the one who made you *cough, cough oink oink*
So piggy,
Get down, down, down
Piggy, get down, down down
Piggy, get down, down down
Piggy, get down, get down
Piggy, get down, down down
Piggy, get down, down down
Piggy, get down, down down
Piggy, get down, get down
Oh Ms.Piggy, bacon never looked so good
I can't wait, Im coming to your town next! AHH! WHOOOOOOOO!
Swine Influenza 2009 and forever.
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