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Song Parodies -> "Ken Kaniff [Skit from "The Noodles LP"]"
Original Song Title:
"Ken Kaniff 2000 [Skit]"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eminem
Parody Song Title:
"Ken Kaniff [Skit from "The Noodles LP"]"
Parody Written by:
Idlepunk2020
The Lyrics
This is a parody of my favourite version of "Ken Kaniff 2000" skit... so, I made it on "The Noodles LP" before the song "Drug Ballad", dawg!!!
[grunt]
[two sources making sucking, slurping, and swallowing noises]
"Uuuuuggggghhhhh, yeah... Uhn, suck it...
Oh, fuck yeah...
Uhn... oh, Josie...
Oh, this is why they call you too dope, innit?
Oh, fuck yeah...
Oh, take it out, take it out...
Ugh, now give some to Melody...
Oh, yeah Melody...
Ooh, don't bite it...
Don't be violent with it...
Just suck it...
Nice and slow, yeah...
Ohhh...
Oh, fuck yeah, you got-
-oh, now give it back to Josie...
He was sucking it better...
Oh, now say my name."
"Noodles."
"Say my name!"
"Noodles-"
"-What?!"
[pleasure noises stop]
"Oh, fuck you guys!
[pleading noises ensue]
Gimme my dick back!
[zipper pull]
Fuck you guys!
If you want Noodles, you can have Noodles!
Fuck you guys!"
"Ken!"
"I'm leavin'!"
"No!"
"Ken, wait!
[door closes]
Aw, damn!"
"Nice goin', Josie!"
[two sources making sucking, slurping, and swallowing noises]
"Uuuuuggggghhhhh, yeah... Uhn, suck it...
Oh, fuck yeah...
Uhn... oh, Josie...
Oh, this is why they call you too dope, innit?
Oh, fuck yeah...
Oh, take it out, take it out...
Ugh, now give some to Melody...
Oh, yeah Melody...
Ooh, don't bite it...
Don't be violent with it...
Just suck it...
Nice and slow, yeah...
Ohhh...
Oh, fuck yeah, you got-
-oh, now give it back to Josie...
He was sucking it better...
Oh, now say my name."
"Noodles."
"Say my name!"
"Noodles-"
"-What?!"
[pleasure noises stop]
"Oh, fuck you guys!
[pleading noises ensue]
Gimme my dick back!
[zipper pull]
Fuck you guys!
If you want Noodles, you can have Noodles!
Fuck you guys!"
"Ken!"
"I'm leavin'!"
"No!"
"Ken, wait!
[door closes]
Aw, damn!"
"Nice goin', Josie!"
Featuring Mike Dirnt as Ken Kaniff
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ChuckyG, please don't allow these uncensored parodies in like you used to. That's what whatfreaks is for. Some of us amirighters don't like these f words uncensored
Ah, Ah, Ah, Temper, temper, Ken.
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