[Intro: Squidward:]
Sq-Sq-Sq-Sq-Squarepants
Squarepants Records, haha
R-R-R-R-R- Rock this House! haha

[Chorus- Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Mr. Crads, Squidward, and Plankton:]
Cuz we came here to set this party off right
Let's Rock tonight
And if they don't let us in through the front
We'll come through the side
Cuz We don't ever wanna leave the game without
At least saying goodbye
So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
Roll one last time

[Spongebob:]
Get your hands up for your homies
One more time, get your hands up for your homies
Come on now, here we go
Wire hanger, it's another club banger
Got you hangin' on the edge of your seat
Get on down

[Plankton and Patric:]
Times up, games over, you lose, We win
'Bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here
Ooh yeah, new year, next phase, begin
Look who's got you goin' crazy again
We're a trend, we set one every time We're in
We go out and just come back full circle again
You a fad, that means your something that we already had
But once you're gone, you don't come back, too bad

[Spongebob and Mr. Crabs:]
You're off the map now, radar can't even find you
We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you
You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you
We walk around just playin' the violin behind you
Enough with all the *censored*' and moanin', whinin' and *censored*'
Sit and observe, listen, you'll learn if you pay attention
Why ten multi-platinum albums later, three diamond
World-wide, we're on the charts with a bullet and still climbin'

[Chorus]

[Spongebob:]
When Sandy Cheeks say pump, you will get pumped,
[Sandy Cheeks says "Get pumped up"]
pump, pump, pump
And when my Friend Squidward says jump, you get on one foot and
[Squdward says "Jump"]
Jump, jump, jump, jump

[Squidward:]
The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense it
I don't gotta promote it for you to know that doc is off the benches

[Spongebob:]
We keep the party rockin' off the henges
We ain't showin' off, we just goin' off popular consensus

[Squidward:]
But critics say that Squid is soft, Squid is talk
Squid is all washed up, knock it off
Who on earth is Squid impressin'?
Squid is this, Squid is that, you got the wrong impression
You must be on the roll of Squid, cuz Squid left you all guessin'
So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record (what)
We gon' have this little bunny a hoppin' in a second (bump bump)
That's why we always save the best cut last
To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass

[Spongebob:]
Cuz we done swam with the sharks, wrestle with alligators
Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers
Whom if it wasn't for rap to bridge the gap
Maybe raised to be racist
Who may have never got to see our faces
Grace the cover of Rolling Stone pages
Broke down barriers of Ketchup and Mustard
Just call on the emergency room
And leave it to me and Mr. C to pass the mic
And we can play the back and forth all day
Like the hot potato game, thats why we came to

[Chorus]

[Spongebob:]
Plankton, come on!

[Plankton:]
There is some that evil that I'll control
The world will be soon be mine, y'all
It's no secret, everybody know
When Sandy's involved, there's plenty money involved

[Sandy:]
And plenty honey's involved, the sunny Sunday's and palm trees
Cali, everyday it's just another party from the valley's
All the way to them Bikini Bottom, let's rock!

[Spongebob:]
Hands up for the grand finale
Now raise up out your seat, Pat is about to speak
Plankton a pound of weed six days up out the week

[Patrick:]
You could catch us in the studio rollin' out the beats to
Provide you with the heat that keep firin' out your speaker

[Spongebob:]
So nervous, ain't never cuz Sponge Squarepants together
Along with G-Unit Records presents the return of the-the Cheeks (and Spongebob)
No one could do it better
We tear the club up and leave without a strand of evidence and what?

[Chorus]

[Spongebob:]
Yeah, haha
Still Squarepants Records, 2008
And don't worry about that Detox album
It's comin', we gonna make Mr. Crabs do it, haha
Squidward, Sandy Cheeks, Plankton, Patrick Star and Mr. Crabs
We gonna leave, let's go! haha

All: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for comin' out, peace!

*Crowd Chanting "Squarepants"*
Spongebob: Hold on a second, I almost forgot
You're comin' with me [gun shots]
Haha, bye bye! {bang!}

*In Mechanical Voice*
See you in hell, LOSERS!