Idiot!
(Sung to 'Criminal' by Eminem)


[Kim Jong Un]
My father said that the world was heaven back in 1978...
there was Pol Pot and Mengistu and Mugabe...
and our biggest ally, President Carter!
But that was 35 years ago, yo!
The capitalist pigs have
taken away the
power of the people!
It's time for another press conf...
because I am feeling irrelevant again...
You know why?
Cause I'm a

IDIOT!
IDIOT!
I've an imbecile copyright!
I'n a IDIOT
Yeah, a Dipsh*t IDIOT

[Kim Jong Un and Others]
I'm Kim #3, get a load of me (yo!)
With massacred hair
and a despot flair!
My people adore me like they adore Eminem..
but if they piss me off, I REALLY will kill them!
I'm up on a fence with a despot fire!
(But I think it's due to my meth supplier...)
My entourage is smart, they won't let me come down
'cause if I lose my meth buzz they will be dead on the ground..
Hey, look! Its Kim with his Big Jong!
(He doesn't know that he looks like a ding dong!)
He can't help but now feel strong...
'cause he's kicking it with his Taephondong
I own North Korea but I want the South too!
I'm a megalomanic, so only the whole world will do!
I come on as subtle as an ELEPHANT!
(Is it any wonder that I am irrelevant?)
I have proletariat 'neath my heels
and a flock of advisor pukes!
Along with my massive stock of weapons...
I now have some nukes!
The world leaders and the UN there is nothing you can teach me!
I am despot for life here and you can't impeach me!
All I have to fear now is a coup
Where they might want to kill the personage
of You-Know-Who!
It is good to be leader but also rather funky...
As I screech like a sh**fisting piss-monkey!
It also feels good that China is to the north!
(A decent place for aid in case I want to sally forth!)
I possess the subtlety of an ELEPHANT!
(Is it any wonder that I've become so irrelevant.)

[Kim Jong Un and Others]

I'm BLURRED
As the people hear my words no matter how absurd when they occurred...
They are munching on dirt covered dog turds
But for my asshole vassals in my castle...
We have Domino's Pizza, asshole!

I'm a DISEASE
I have this disease; it causes me to rattle my WMD's
When I sneeze it gives the world unease
Gimme some aid; yeah, First Aid.. Pass on the Grape Kool-Aid
That's the only way to silence my tirade!

[Kim Jong Un and Others]
My parents did drugs - hash, meth and LSD
The baby came out demented indeed
They didn't heed the warning that smoking weed would cause an infant mind bleed
But defects be damned the world is stuck with me
I'm a IDIOT whoffing on my big bong
Mess with me and I'll threaten you with my Taephondong!
It's a hefty missile filled with material fissile
So we best get along while I am Strong!
With my shovel sculpted pompadour
I look forward to the Second Korean War!
The first went from '50 until '53
I will win this time; just wait and see!
Mister Ding Dong you must be smoking something gripping
Or as I suspect, on LSD you're tripping..
Because Korean War II won't be three long years..
Here is what will occur, miscegenated DNA dripping...
You may cross the 38 with hate
and expect troops to retaliate
but your troops will be alone and far away
when an SRBM Tactical becomes judgment day
and when you don't step down from your spire...
Pyongyang will be next to catch on fire
We'll free the people from your disgrace...
And send you to the Hague to save the Human Race..
You're an IDIOT!!

[Park Jae-Sang and North Korean Functionaries and others]

Hey PSY, excellent show! The Marshall of the DPRK has sent some of your fans to meet you
[PSY]Thanks
Should I show in your fans?
[PSY] Yeah.
Hey, PSY!
[PSY] What?
These fans have your CD but they look a bit strange.
[PSY] They are my fans regardless; show them in.
So how are you people doing?
[Fan] Are you the rapper PSY?
[Who else would I be? You saw my show, didn't you?]
[Fan] Show?
[PSY]Yeah, I said I would hold a concert in Pyongyang
[Fan] No time to see show; we were hunting dirt clods when we came here
[PSY] Dirt Clods? That isn't Gangnam Style! Hey, where in hell are the dancers? Holy--
[Interlude, Sounds of Violence and screams]
No, this Pyongyang style!!! Where is the wok? mmmm We try Psy with a tenderizing eye and never again ask why we are eating Psy on the fly!

[Kim Jong Un and others]
My subjects eat daily from the ground...
They will eat whatever isn't truly nailed down.
As some North Koreans fall asleep in their cribs..
some will be full from feasting on PSY's ribs.
Or various other body parts...
so they can wake refreshed and get a head start....
They will get to devote that excess energy...
by figuring out ways not to be killed by me...
But they will die for me and cry for me
and give another try for me...
No matter what atrocities I commit
no one gives a sh*t
So its more posturing today
to see what aid comes my way....
But I need to be relevant now..as best as I can..
You can now call me Kim Jong Kardashian
Because I am assuredly the man!

I'm a CRIMINAL
As the people much on clods of dirt, they dare not say they hurt
or they may be branded a CRIMINAL.
Prison or death here is much the same...
as we roast the dead over BBQ flames...

I'm a CRIMINAL
Pres. Obama is on the scene until 2016; he has appeal
So I have until then to cut a good deal
If I wait until its too late then a GOP ingrate
may then decide to me incinerate...