May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Bugs Bunny please stand up?
I repeat will the real Bugs Bunny please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a gray rabbit before
Jaws all on the floor like Daffy Duck just burst in the door
Saying "you're despicable" more than before, he first gets jealous
Throwing tantrums on camera
It's the return of the "oh wait, no way, you're kidding
he didn't just pull a switcheroo right now did he?"
And Elmer Fudd said
Nothing you idiots Elmer Fudd's deaf he's locked in my basement
Everybody loves Bugs Bunny chicka chicka chicka what's up doc I'm sick of him
Look at him eating carrots like he don't care
Outsmarting you know who "yeah but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in Lisa Loud's bedroom
Sometimes I want to get on TV and tell jokes but can't
But it's cool for Tom and Jerry to be ultra violent
The cat is setting traps, the cat is setting traps
And if he's lucky he might just get a catch
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a stick of TNT is
Of course they gonna know what a banana peel is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but cartoons
Well some of us classics who shouldn't be edited for content
But if we can blow each other up with dynamite
Then there's no reason we can't shoot each other with shotguns
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Everyone raise your hands, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Bugs Bunny, yes I'm the real Bugsy
All you other Bugs Bunnys are just imitating
So won't the real Bugs Bunny, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Cause I'm Bugs Bunny, yes I'm the real Bugsy
All you other Bugs Bunnys are just imitating
So won't the real Bugs Bunny, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Yosemite Sam don't gotta cuss in his cartoons to get ratings
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about an Oscar?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
But Bugs what if you win wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Barney Bear
Damn, Lincoln Loud, better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Dynomutt and Scooby-Doo
And hear 'em argue over which one is more cool
Little boy put me on blast on A-B-C
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Lola, he he
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you lied to Bugs Bunny
I'm sick of you little Teen Titans Go fans all you do is annoy me
So I've been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me

I'm Bugs Bunny, yes I'm the real Bugsy
All you other Bugs Bunnys are just imitating
So won't the real Bugs Bunny, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Cause I'm Bugs Bunny, yes I'm the real Bugsy
All you other Bugs Bunnys are just imitating
So won't the real Bugs Bunny, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
Inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just tell it better than 90 percent of you characters out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these cartoons like Valiums, it's funny
Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 80
I'll be the only rabbit still making decent cartoons
No other rabbit can come close to my popularity at all
I'm serious, when I'm 80 I'll still be working
And every single rabbit is a Bugs Bunny lurkin' he could be workin' at a diner
Spitting on your food
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his windows down and system up
So will the real Bugsy, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Bugs Bunny, yes I'm the real Bugsy
All you other Bugs Bunnys are just imitating
So won't the real Bugs Bunny, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Cause I'm Bugs Bunny, yes I'm the real Bugsy
All you other Bugs Bunnys are just imitating
So won't the real Bugs Bunny, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

I'm Bugs Bunny, yes I'm the real Bugsy
All you other Bugs Bunnys are just imitating
So won't the real Bugs Bunny, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
Cause I'm Bugs Bunny, yes I'm the real Bugsy
All you other Bugs Bunnys are just imitating
So won't the real Bugs Bunny, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up

Haha, I guess there's a Bugs Bunny in all of us,
Fuck it,
Let's all stand up