Ho
I cant think
But got to thinkin
Eminem can freakin sing
And I'm happy
If he thinks he's crappy
Uh huh
I got me a chance
So check it out

These days i sit starin at my paper
As my mind's bein sucked dry
Because I think that maybe I am not sure
I am a parody fit guy

People tell me I'm crazy
I'm crazy for doin a parody
I don't care, I'm just expressin my mind

But then I turn on Marshall
And everything seems cool
It all became clear when I heard all his lines

Sometimes parodies are meant to be funny
Others meant to be sad
Diddy does it to make the money
Em does it cuz he's mad

My mind matures coz i am older
Mom has a twinkle in her eye
you think it's a joke, cuz it's a simple parody

but listen it dont phase
i know my parody
is full of complexities

I treat this like it's my baby
Go ahead and call me crazy
Cuz it's about time you realize

Marshall can sing it like R Kelly
but you dont believe me
But he dont wanna so he raps like Nelly
Oh well it all sounds good to me

If i could keep this up, I'd want Em to know that he is my inspiration and reason i breathe, think God he is one of the "good guys" so to Em i keep the rap the same cuz this freestylin's drivin me insane God, im a daddy, im so glad that her mum didn't [censored] (abort her)

Now you prob'ly get this picture from my public persona
That i'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But i wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cos there's a lot of shit i keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' ma soul,
And just know that i grow colder the older i grow
This boulder on my shoulder that gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the weight of the world
And i think my neck is breaking should i just give up
Or try to live up to these expectations? now look,
I love my daughter more than life in itself,
But i got a wife who's determined to make my life living hell
But i handle it well, given the circumstances i'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else
But the years that i've wasted are nothing to the tears that ive tasted
So here's what im facin: 3 felonies, 6 years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman, i've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to people' backs, bent over backwards for this woman
Man, i shoulda seen it comin, why'd i stick my p***s uppin?
Woulda ripped the pre-nup if i'd seen what she was f***in
But f*** it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
I got my baby, maybe the only lady that i adore, haley
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
Its like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

Now that I paid respect to that rapper
theres nothing left here for me
Cuz i know he is happy that he has his daughter
and i am cuz he is buddy

WOOO
Told ya he could sing
Im glad he did alright
Marshall, if you read this
dont get mad at me for screwin it up
cuz i did it cuz i care
yeah i know i am crazy
but its cool