You know I just don't get it
Last year I was nobody
This year I'm getting awards
Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin
What the heck you want from me, ten million song ideas?
Get the heck out of here.

You see I'm, just a parody artist (parody artist)
I'm just a regular guy,I don't know why all them thought I was wrong
(thought I was wrong)
Nobody ever made a vote before, even on the "Bong Song"
(on the "Bong Song")
Now everybody wanna do duets
and try to make votes off me (make votes off me)

Yo, you might see me logged in, you might see me posting
You might see me talkin about a song XXX did,
With his lyrics boched up in the dark that plagerizing ****er.
Hollerin at him cause the son of a witch won't quit submitting(grrrr, ARF ARF)
Or writing on the messageboard, with a hot topic
Posting on a topic where we last saw DarkJon at,
Does Junior have some killers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red
Like I don't see what the big deal is.
Two and eighteen parodies bigger than Wolveroses
Pissed off, cause Junior and Jon just missed all this
Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em
and get votings that shoulda been their's like they switched song bits,
And amidst all this song robbing on Lebeiw15,
I had to sit back and check this guy named, Ron Presley.
And walk around with an empty brain with no songs in 'em.
Startin crap like some 16-year-old Mr. Xander ("My spoof damnit!")
I'm anti-Louie and Malcolm Higgins
With instincts to out vote Dunlap, don't get me started
I checked out Kevin;s new thing, the pacing's garbage.
What is @ssKicker retarded? Gimme back my sixteen hours
All I see is parodies on AmIRight dying,
Whatever happened to typin' out and bein violent?
Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned passionate crap-whoopin
And gettin your voting polls destroyed or taken.

This Western River his parodies sucked ****,
Will he come out with new ****
And I can't wait 'til I catch all you maggots in public
I'ma love it.. (hahaha)
Malcolm Higgins don't like me (uh-uh)
Little geek on Whatfreaks despites me (yup)
Then went and tpyed a parody just like me (hehe)
A bunch of little artists wanna swear just like me
And run around posting, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah)
I think I was put here to annoy the world
And plollute your little 4-year-old boy or girl
Plus I was put here to put fear in maggots who act like a weasel,
And call themselves "X", I think they stole offf Vin Diesel.
Len cannot write or type today,
"Koosh Not Who" crap, when you can't even spell Family (Famaly?)
And I don't wrestle, I'll type you stupid maggots, this song's out.
Ask Len, my little bro, where he was at when he didn't submit somethin'.
After they ducked out the back when he saw us and bugged out(AHHH!)
Ducked down and got baseballs pitched at his crotch, yeoow!
Look at y'all runnin your mouth again
When you can't even parody Mile Road, South of 10
And I don't need help, for D-12, to make a bestsella'
I'll make-up, don't even try to scratch me with Tomski parody.
"Video Rental," what video rental,
I made the "All in the parody before you even came here.

Cause I'm a parody artist (parody artist)
I'm not a wrestler guy,I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me)
Come and see me on the board alone
if you artists doubt me (artists doubt me)
And if you wanna run your mouth
then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)

Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me?
You little parody wench, get off me, make fun of Puffy.
Now because of this "Bong Song" that's on top
and this boched up song that I've got, I've gone pop?
The underground just spunned around and did a 360
Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies
"Oh, he just did a duet with Bryan,
So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit with Len, X, Mike or Billy.
Some Ryan guy, plagerized my favorite song.
He must want a voting for every line I've been making up.
Dude, where the heck you think I picked up the clutter?
All I had to do was go to your house and check out the gutters
Which is it wench, Mr. Ry or Mr. Ryan?
It doesn't matter your ["One Rusty Gutter" song's a] lame-o
Talkin about I discouraged my past
He's just mad I make parodies insulting his @$$ (Ha!!)
So tell me, what the heck's is an artist to do?
For every parody I make, another artist has dues.
Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper
All the sudden, I got 90 some brothas' (Hey it's me!)
A best friend and girlfriend who never seen me
Or even bothered to post me until they saw me with Chucky
Now everybody's so happy and proud.
I'm finally allowed to step foot in my x-girlfriend's house
Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to this website,
To post this cheap-rear little poem and song from AmIRight,
Skipped to the last reply, and saw a reply that was boched up.
A reply saying that my new parody rocked,
Okay, let me give you motherlovers some help:
uhh, here - "Bong Song" UNEDITED "Bong Song" UNEDITED
Now your website shouldn't have so much trouble to sell
Ahh forget it, I'll even become a member myself

You see I'm, just a parody artist (parody artist)
I'm just a regular guy,I don't know why all them thought I was wrong
(thought I was wrong)
Nobody ever made a vote before, even on the "Bong Song"
(on the "Bong Song")
Now everybody wanna do duets
and try to make votes off me (make votes off me)
You see I'm, just a parody artist (parody artist)
I'm just a regular guy,I don't know why all them thought I was wrong
(thought I was wrong)
Nobody ever made a vote before, even on the "Bong Song"
(on the "Bong Song")
Now everybody wanna do duets
and try to make votes off me (make votes off me)