2 trailer parks and an Internet site
Internet site, Internet site

Guess whos back, back again
Shaddoe's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back
Guess who's back...
I've just wanted a Fanta, cuz nobody wants to
see Sterling no more they want Shaddoe I'm chopped liver
well if you want Shaddoe, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of mambo mixed with a tall dinner
some rocker with a fresh start in darts quicker then a
box with a blue fox beside the jukebox with a doctor when I'm just articulating
many chapters when I'm all capitulating
you gotta be on time so quit your grating all the jocks,
I'm on the edge and regulating
I know that you gotta call Tyrone but you can't use 3LW or Badu's phone
So the ABC Channel Family wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on eighty-nine dot three but it feels so empty without me
So come on viva gorditas I got them for you,
I wanna look at those two low rates on you and get ready cuz this about to get busy
I just settled all my lawsuits, I want some Disney!
[Chorus X2]

I'm always Sterling Cedric D. so everybody admire me
cuz all people better just know me as S-H-A-double D-O-E

(Verse 2)
Little bouillons kids feeling the coolest
embarrassed by parents not being in schoolings
they start feeling like foreigners helpless,
'til someone comes along on the telly and yells "snitch"
A missionary, Booey is Gary, could start a revolution, refuting the fair states, a bezel
strawberry revel for class, in the fact that I got everyone moving so fast
and I am a master with an apostrophe for you to see so darn much of Shaddoe Phive you ask for me?
Well I'm back [batman sound]
Get a twenty minute man and then you're in I'm gonna
rent a DVD and buy a digital TV screen
I just remembered all of the numbers they call teens on the scenes
I'm interesting, the best thing since Espies
So let me tell a tale of your two zesties
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 tents my fresh scent is free
And eight cents, who sent, you sent for me?
[Chorus X2]

[Verse 3]
A tisk-it a task-it, I'll get this and that with anyone with style and some kits and cat tricks
Chris Kirkpatrick I should have you blasted
worse than that little Newt Gingrich has-been, and Dobie
you can get kicked by Ogee, you double-oh seven buffalo stance show me
You don't know me, you're too slow, let's flow its over, let's take a Bronco or Benzo
Now lets go, just tell me the danger, I will be a fine hero like the Lone Rearranger
I've got hope, helping other people be excellent
ever since Lisa's left eye is irrelevant
But sometimes Y's a vowel too, just like the permanents A, E, I, O, U
So I just wanna peek at you, three cheers for the red and white and blue
Though I'm not the first man, but I'm your main man
I want you to clean up messes in this here land and I'll claim it just for Alexis and Tony
I be the new chief for Jimmy Thome (Hey)
There's a new program that works
I don't tolerate liars 'cause the truth doesn't hurt
But as long as I'm Sterling Cedric D. It'll be too stupid without me

[Chorus X2]
Ba ba ba booey
Ba ba ba booey
Ba ba ba booey
Ba ba ba both
Kids!