Intro (Obie Trice)"Obie Trice, Loadsa Gimmicks..."

2 parody masters go round the outside round the outside, round the outside
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Guess whose back,
Becky's back
Tell a friend
Guess whose back
Guess whose back
Guess whose back......

I've created no more parodies, coz nobody wants to see my parodies no more they want S.T.G's. I'm chopped liver, well if you want Becky, this is what I'll give ya a little bit of me mixed with some hard lyrics, some grammar that'll jumpstart your punctuation quicker then a shock when you get shocked at school by the English teacher when your not co-operating when your rocking the table while he's teaching, you wanted me out, but am back so stop debating, I'm on the computer and writing. I know that you can speak Hindi Miss Donoghue-Rick but stop using em in No Doubt's tunes it's complicating. So all you homies wont let me be or let me be me so let me see, you voted my parodies crap but it feels so empty without me. So come on and type, words in ya brain, fuck that, turds on your brain and some on your paper and get ready because this shit's about to get heavy. I just made a top five parody so F*CK YOU ALL!

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me, coz we need a little parody, coz it feels so empty without me

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Little hellions kids feeling rebellious, embarrassed, their parents still listen to Al Yankovic. They start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "ARGGH!" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollution the air waves a rebel, so let me just revel an bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass, and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask to be rid me? Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna, enter in and up under your skin like a splinter. The centre of attention back for the winter. I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling. Infesting in your computers chip and nesting a virus. Testing "Attention Please". Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me. Here's my 10 parodies, my 2 parodies is free. A nuisance, why me? wanna be rid of me?

(Chrous again)
Atisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit. PHIL ALEXANDER you can get your ass smacked, worse than them little Taliban bastards, and Willy. T, you can get stomped by Obie, you bumming Al Gore lover, blow me. You don't know me, you're too unreal let go its over, NOBODY CARES ABOUT BUSH! Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of insults. I've been there, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Jim A turned himself into a symbol. But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss them. So this must mean I'm unreal , but its just me, I AM for real. Though I'm not the first queen of parody, I am the worst thing since Wierd Al Yankovic, to do parody music so selfishly, and use it to get himself healthy (Hey), there's a concept that works. 20 million other crap people like me emerge, but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me Chorus X2(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "KIDS"