Where's my stapler
Someone stole my stapler from my desk again
Who took it?
You? You?

Are you working and slaving at someplace you're hating to be?
I am, I work at someplace that's degrading to be
Sick of tryin', had to lick behind just to get mine
Thinkin' it's time, that I pack up all my sh*t and resign
I got not hope in promotions, it leaves me moanin' and groanin'
Boss always glarin' and swearin', takes all I got to keep goin'
But this time I'm gonna show him, nothing's stoppin' me from leavin'
No more workin' six in the morning 'til eight o'clock in the evening
Got no time for my girl, she's thinkin' of kickin' me out
This office sickens me, I gotta move quick and get out
Gotta act now, before I get to chickening out
This job sucks, and I ain't gonna bother stickin' it out

This job is murder
There's too much sh*t to work through
It really makes me want to die, so goodbye
I'm cleaning out my office
(I resign)
I said this job is murder
There's too much sh*t to work through
It really makes me want to die, so goodbye
I'm cleaning out my office


I've got some skeletons in my office, forgotten bodies dead and rotten
They're the ghosts of the last guys who took this job and hit bottom
But when I got in, I didn't pay attention to see
I guess they're something everyone forgot to mention to me
What was I, crazy? Maybe, now it's been a couple of months
I've noticed now each time I try to go get somethin' for lunch
The boss stops me, yells there's something that I gotta retry
That ugly worthless piece of garbage, I just want him to die
Ignore the money, I don't care if they don't leave me a dime
I'm just gonna enjoy it, when I tell that Mussolini goodbye
I've had some crappy jobs but this one takes the cake, how could I make this mistake
I was so stupid, now i'm smart enough to stay far away
He's always ready to snap and shout at someone
Screamin' his head off about some dumb project and how it's not done
That's why I'm leavin', and any second I'll start letting him know,
See ya later, my stuff is packed and ready to go

This job is murder
There's too much sh*t to work through
It really makes me want to die, so goodbye
I'm cleaning out my office
(I resign)
I said this job is murder
There's too much sh*t to work through
It really makes me want to die, so goodbye
I'm cleaning out my office

Now you might think that you can suck up and get my job once I'm missin'
But take a second to listen before you find an ass and start kissin'
Before you take my old position, just try to envision
Witnessing another virus infection crash the whole system
Wishin' you didn't have a boss like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons
Coworkers dumb beyond description, victim of overwork symptoms
This whole time I tried to think the pay made it worth it, it didn't
Kept my head up, but I'm fed up, this job is worse every minute, isn't it?
Didn't you make this place a hellhole and stick me in it, BOSS?
Say, does your coffee taste a little like someone peed in it, BOSS?
Well, no I didn't, but you should know this worthless company don't own me
I'm just sad that I won't get back every miserable moment you owe me
Gonna find a new place to work, this torture chamber's unsuitable
You'll never see me slaving again in this glorified cubicle
I don't care anymore, just go to hell where you belong
See ya, so long, do whatever you want to do 'cause I'm gone
Here's your daily report that you'll never again tell me to get
You brainless prick, are you so dumb I have to spell it? I quit!
Remember how you said I'd be working here 'til I'm seventy-three
Well guess what, kiss my ass, I just quit, now I'm free!

This job is murder
There's too much sh*t to work through
It really makes me want to die, so goodbye
I'm cleaning out my office
(I resign)
I said this job is murder
There's too much sh*t to work through
It really makes me want to die, so goodbye
I'm cleaning out my office