My Tea's gone cold, I don't know why
But Science is involved
I don't know what H2O could be
I failed my SAT's
Even if I knew what the difference was
Between an acid and an alkali
It would make no difference
Whatever the case, Whatever the case

My Tea's gone cold, I don't know why
But Science is involved
I don't know what H2O could be
I failed my SAT's
Even if I knew what the difference was
Between an acid and an alkali
It would make no difference
Whatever the case, Whatever the case

Dear Examinator
You recently marked my SAT science paper
Unless it was some b---h, if it was- I hate her!
You sent my results back in Summer, which I thought was a bummer
I only got a level six- what's wrong with you, ya scunner
What's been up man? Why'd I fail, tell me please
If I don't know- I might fail my GCSE's
I found the physics question wasted most of my time
About bloomin' speed being over screwy time
Anyways, forget about that man, I just wanna explanation
Why I got a level six in the stupid examination
I think I deserve more- I revised day and night
On the morning what's on my desk? It's not right
Hey, what about my doodle on the margin of the front cover?
Did that scare you and you had to cry home to ya mother?
Anyway, please write back sayin' why this is
If you don't- I'LL write back
This is Friz

My Tea's gone cold, I don't know why
But Science is involved
I don't know what H2O could be
I failed my SAT
Even if I knew what the difference was
Between an acid and an alkali
It would make no difference
Whatever the case, Whatever the case

Hey you, you didn't write back with the reason
I sent the letter in Summer, now it's Autumn season
I waited by the mail box for half the holidays
Just sittin' and starin', almost gettin' in a daze
Opening every letter that fell on the mat
My point of veiw- I think you're a prat
I told you I would write back if I had it in me
Hey, please explain my level six- page me- ring me!
My family thinks I'm strange coz I talk about it all the time
My mum doesn't care about the "six", she say's it's fine
Please- I need a reply by the fourth september
That's when I go back to school- remember?
Oh of course- you don't remember when my school starts or breaks up
'Coz you sent the wrong Sat's results: You made it up
Please say this is true, if it was it'd be the biz
Please write back soon
This is Friz

My Tea's gone cold, I don't know why
But Science is involved
I don't know what H2O could be
I failed my SAT
Even if I knew what the difference was
Between an acid and an alkali
It would make no difference
Whatever the case, Whatever the case

Dear Mr I-Don't-write-to-the-people-who-took-my-exam
This'll be the last parcel I ever send your ass
It's been eight months and still no word? Not even an e-mail
Are you on a vacation- are you in jail?
I'm glad the SAT's are over- they were only temporary
Even though I wrote the letter in June and it's now FEBRUARY
I don't know what you're doing, you're playing mind tricks
You still haven't explained why I got a level six
Did I write something wrong? Did I spell something incorrect?
On the multiple choice: Did I not choose sommat I had to select
Or all the above? Am I a right failure
Well, at the moment, I'm on the back of this trailer
In The back of this truck, there's a lot of A4 paper
I think it's to write the new SAT paper's
Coz when this truck's near the cliff edge in Dover,
I'm gonna stop it, so it turns right over
In 2002, how is there gonna be a test
When the paper is damper than Jim Royle's vest?
I'm hanging in the rain at the back of this truck
For future SAT taker's- coz I don't give a damn
The paper'll be so soggy that the pencil will rip right though it
Even thanks to computers, you can renew it
Which is why, before I left, I hacked into every system
You'll be sorry you ignored me, the computers- you'll miss 'em
I only hacked the London one's, you will see, by "surprise"
Every microchip in that town is struck down with a virus
You won't be able to make a cup of tea
Or fax important papers to the SCC
Sorry mate, I had to do this
Truly your's a huge enemy, this is Friz
(Wait a minute, This isn't going anywhere near Dover's egde
What's that we're approaching? What the heck, a shredder?)
(Screams and chopping sounds)

My Tea's gone cold, I don't know why
But Science is involved
I don't know what H2O could be
I failed my SAT
Even if I knew what the difference was
Between an acid and an alkali
It would make no difference
Whatever the case, Whatever the case

Dear "Friz", I meant to right back soon, I've been on vacation
What's this about taking my examination?
I'm afraid I don't write the exam's I just mark them
Well done on your level six, I'm not harming
you when I give you a level like that, it's not low
Some year* Nine's this year got a level two!
You shouldn't get upset** about a stupid thing like that
(And you shouldn't get obsessed staring at your mat)
If you want a better level, here's good tip: Revise!
I don't give a damn about your doodle with the huge eyes
And I'm afraid that the symbol for Potassium isn't "R"
Or that the chemical name for water isn't H2S04
There was this one boy, that had wrote a few letters
The police found his body scattered at the back of a ten foot shredder
There was a letter, where he was writing to someone angrily
Come to think about it...the person he was writing to...it was me.
Crap.