Where's my transcript? I have no transcript in my files! Oh, there it is....

Have you ever filled out papers stayin' up 'til midnight, I have, and now I'm writin' yet another rewrite, just go sign on the dotted line, crap, look at the time! Crazy's my mind as my applications get behind, all this commotion, emotions run deep, an application downloadin', tempers flaring from parents, just write that essay, please keep goin', stop tellin' me I'm a slow one, fill out papers long as i'm breathin', churnin' out essays this mornin', churning out essays in the evening, leaves me feelin' like I am just a little bit burned out, look how they trigger me so they can try to figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you mama, Cause I'm'a actin' really meticulous now...

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I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to stress you out,
But this year, I'm signin' up for college, {one more time},
I said I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you,
I never meant to stress you out,
But this year, I'm signin' up for college.

I got a resume in my closet but I don't know just where I put it, it couldn't'a gotten thrown into the garbage can, could it? I'll re-input it. I still recall when I was still free, only 'bout 3 hours of homework, that was normal for me. Now I'm a Senior, I've been one just a couple of months, and already I feel like my whole life's one big crunch, I can't quit, I have to kiss my social life goodbye, wait a sec, on second thought, I never had one to die. I look at CalTech and I realize I just can't not apply, even if I hate all this, I grit my teeth and I try to make just one more essay for the future's sake, I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human, but I have'ta just apply anyway. This song's kinda stupid, no doubt it is dumb, but the smartest thing I did was this song, just for a bit of fun! Or I'd be brain-dead, dang, it would have made my brain burnt toast, here's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to the super-stressed show...

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