-> "Without Knees (Ode to the Mob)"
Original Song Title:
"Without Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Without Knees (Ode to the Mob)"
The Lyrics
[Intro]
"Wiseguys. Bada bing. Bada boom."
[Intro]
You's better know that we're the wiseguys;
We're the wiseguys, we're the wiseguys
You's better know that we're the wiseguys.
We're the wiseguys. We're the wiseguys.
Guess who's back
Back again
Mob is back
We're all 'friends'
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back..
[Verse 1- The Mob Boss]
The original mobsters,
cause nobody wants to say Mafia no more
They say mob, but it don't matter (nope)
Well if you say Mafia, everyody scatters
A gun cocks, then BOOM, we see blood splatter
A shotgun that'll pump stops the heart quicker
than a shot when you get popped with a glock pistol
By the mobsters cause you aren't cooperating
And you're blocking the money that he's contemplating (hey!!)
We got the hitmen, so stop your hating
Watch your back, or find your ass under a sewer grating
You know that we got a job here baby
We take care of all the problem's complicating
So the city PD and the F-E-D's
Won't let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut us down in NYC
But they look so funny, without knees
So, come on and dip, rumble a bit
F*ck that, fist to the lips, I'm callin' a hit
And get ready, cause we deal with those who doubt it
I just paid off all my hitmen
FUHGEDDABOUTIT!
[Chorus]
Now this looks like a hit to me
So everybody, what did you see?
Say you're gonna tell the...local PD?
But you would look so funny, without knees
Now this looks like a hit to me
So everybody, what did you see?
Say you're gonna tell the...local PD?
But you would look so funny, without knees
[Verse 2- The Hitman]
Little heros, like Robert DeNiro
Embarrassed their parents thinks mobsters are psycho
They start dealin' and tryin' to get rich
'til someone comes along on the corner and yells SNITCH!!!
Go call Mary, this could get scary
Could get some retribution, pollutin the freeways
A hitter, so just let me review the task
And the fact that we got everyone kickin your ass {smak}
And it's a disaster, such a castastrophe
For you to see so damn much of what you weren't supposed to see?
Well that's that. "Ra-ta Ta-ta Ta-ta Ta-ta Ta-ta!"
{click} Load the damn Beretta aim your gun and pull the trigger
Triggermen, in the front of the house where we enter
Put a bullet in their dome and be home for dinner
It's interesting,
He looks just like he's resting
But you and I know he's cardiac arresting
{click} Empty, reload it please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
My clip's empty from the last shooting spree
"Man, you're weak." Hold up. You talkin' to me?
[Chorus]
Now this looks like a hit to me
So everybody, what did you see?
Say you're gonna tell the...local PD?
But you would look so funny, without knees
Now this looks like a hit to me
So everybody, what did you see?
Say you're gonna tell the...local PD?
But you would look so funny, without knees
[Verse 3:- The Enforcer]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who's talkin this sh*t, that sh*t
What? You talk big? you can get your ass kicked
worse than them heavy metal mosh pit bastards
You know me? You can get stomped up slowly
You think you got enough guts to take me on? Show me
You don't know me, you're too weak, get lost
It's over, nobody messes with my boss!
Now let's go, just gimme the word
And I'll be there with the loudest gun shots that you heard
What a mess, relentless with an icepick
Beat down a policeman
With his own nightstick
But sometimes man the sh*t just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
But that don't mean I'm dis-gus-ting
No I'm just me, I do my thing
No I'm not the first king like Elvis Presley
I am the worst thing since 'Blade' with Wesley
To do big mob hits so selfishly
and use death to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Better pray that you ain't the next moe that I work
Put you in cement shoes on the floor of the sea
Yup, you'll feel so funny, without knees
[Chorus]
Now this looks like a hit to me
So everybody, what did you see?
Say you're gonna tell the...local PD?
But you would look so funny, without knees
Now this looks like a hit to me
So everybody, what did you see?
Say you're gonna tell the...local PD?
But you would look so funny, without knees
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