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Song Parodies -> "Stuffin' In My Closet"

Original Song Title:

"Cleanin' Out My Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Stuffin' In My Closet"

Parody Written by:

Dylan G. (Silent Nature)

The Lyrics

[Intro:]
Where's my doll?
I have no doll in my room
There it is
Yeah
Heh Heh

Have you ever been loved, or kissed by?
I have, I've been hugged and snuggled by
childish signs for my little gay act, look at old times
Sick of this doll, of the crazy annoying eyes that's behind
All this motions of the toys, emotions gets deep as parts falling
Tempers flaring from parents, just cuz I broke em off and keep stalling
Not stealing anything from no one, give em hell long as I'm trying
Keep getting my ass kicked at school, and got made fun of, I'm crying
Leaving with the taste of sour with blood in my mouth
See they can beat me up, but they'll never figure me out
Look at me now, they betcha probably hate me by now
Ain't it that bad, mama? I'm gonna make you look so bad now

I'm sorry mama
I never clean my room
I never meant make you mad
But tonight, I'm stuffing in my closet
One more time

I got some Playboy in my closet
And I don't know if my mom knows it
So before they throw me inside the jai and close it
I'ma expose it, I'll take you back to '63, man
Before I ever had a guy said to me "Peace, man!"
I was a baby maybe I just been alone for years
My gay father must've had his gay partners, lickin his ears
'Cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye
No I don't, on second thought why can't he just know it and die
I look at Hailey, and I couldn't picture leaving her side
Even if I hated Kim, I just have to make it work and I'll take
her at least for her sake, I maybe made some mistakes
But I'm only human but I'm man enough to face them today
What I did was not smart, no doubt, it was dumb
But the stupid thing I've done, was to take the bullets outta that gun
Cause I'd killed him, heck, I would've shot Kim and them both
It's my life, I'd like to show ya'll the style of Eminem's life

I'm sorry mama
I never clean my room
I never meant make you mad
But tonight, I'm stuffing in my closet
One more time

Now I would never look at my own mama, just to get some love
Take a second to listen for who you think she's gonna go up above
But put yourself in my position, just try to create a vision
Seeing your mama smokin pot and popping prescription pills in the kitchen
Heck that someone's always going through her money when it's missing
Going through pain of struggle, it's seeming to be so worthless
My whole life I was made to believe that I was cool and all
'Til I grew up, now I'm all but nothing, it makes you sick to your head, doesn't it?
Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, ma?
So you could try to whine and ask for my money that I've rightfully earned, ma?
But guess what, your getting older now and it's harder when your lonely
And Nathan's growing up so quick he's gonna know that your and phony
And Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful
But you'll never see her, she won't bother to be at your funeral
See what hurts me the most, is you won't admit you was stupid
Man, just asking me for more and it's leading you to nowhere
But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get here
You selfish whore, I hope you surely burn in hell for this crap, lame!
Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me, tramp?
Well guess what, I am better, better than you can ever be

I'm sorry mama
I never clean my room
I never meant make you mad
But tonight, I'm stuffing in my closet
One more time



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Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 18

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anon - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment
this is not funny at all and a good deal of lines are either directly copied or paraphrased from the original. rap parodies are hard to do and if youre going to write one dont submit it until it can be considered original
Dylan G. (Silent Nature) - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment
All I can say is that I wasn't trying to be funny....I'm just tryin to make it different and make it be able to relate with what he can say. Rap parodies is, of course, the toughest style to do parodies on. All I can say is that I tried and there's nothing wrong with that.
AmishJD - February 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was really funny. i can relate to stuffin crap in my closet to make my room clean. some lines were the same as the original but sometimes in a rap parody you must have to do that. i gave it 4,5,4
alix - February 12, 2003 - Report this comment
ummmmm this is kinda weird
Neatsie girls - February 15, 2003 - Report this comment
this parody sucked.
Josh Taylor - March 09, 2003 - Report this comment
You're Parody is bad, and the pacing is very slow. Why don't you just clean out you're closet.
me - April 21, 2003 - Report this comment
don't parody rap again
MIKE - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
$ORRY

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